Masking tape was invented by Danish engineer Hans Masking, who meant it as a practical joke, to play on friends who were expecting tape which would actually stick to things.
During the 1980s, parents and politicians who were concerned about backmasking in records (a technique invented by Danish engineer Hans Masking the involves putting hidden messages into recording backwards to subliminally influence the listener) introduced legislation that would warn children about the Satanic dangers of artists such as the Beatles, Pink Floyd, ELO, and Queen. With children now saved from backwards Satanic messages, concerned parents and politicians moved on to saving children from the satanic influence of Dungeons and Dragons and premarital sex.
Interestingly, even though vinyl records have made a comeback, the technique of getting records to play backwards on a turntable seems to be a lost art. Or, possibly, the Illuminati have gone on to better things.
The Illuminati were first formed in pre-Columbian Peru. “The All-seeing Eye” did not come from the Egyptian pyramids, but from the Mayan pyramids. They were the first peoples to cross the Atlantic, landing in present-day South Africa.
The All-seeing-eye was one of 5 organs found in the Mayan pyramids, there
was an All-hearing-ear and an All-smelling-nose and another 2 I don’t remember.
The Illuminati could only carry one of them.
The All-Hearing-Ear was an audio surveillance device, developed by British intelligence in the 1950s. While the device was effective (able to clearly pick up a conversation from 2 miles away), it was 60 feet tall, and shaped like a human ear, which severely limited its applications in espionage.
The All-Hearing-Ear had a much higher range when the canal of the ear was pointed to the sky. That particular program was dismantled when it picked up conversations among extraterrestrials but dismissed them as random space noise. It was not recorded and the aliens have since switched to sign language.
The All-Touching Finger program was abandoned as being just too creepy, even for MI6.
MI1 through MI5 were not entirely successful.
Any mention of MI7 brings agents to
The British activated M80, thinking it would be a real firecracker of an intelligence agency. Instead, it bombed.
The Central Intelligence Agency is in charge of the Northern, Southern, Eastern, and Western Intelligence Agencies. All of them resent the CIA for getting all the press.
Orson Bean was a spook for the Western Intelligence Agency from 1959 to 1961, the Northern Intelligence Agency from 1961 to 1962, the Southern Intelligence Agency from 1963 to 1970, but never served in the Eastern Intelligence Agency or the Central Intelligence Agency. He is credited with bringing peace to warring tribes of Ourangatangatangs in Montana, and with the authentification of the Grand Canyon.
Orson Bean was killed while celebrating his grand canyon authentification, when he
drove his 1954 Alanis Morrisette into a tree just outside the town of Gwyneth Paltrow.
(No-one else was injured in the incident.)
Though Orson Bean died in that auto accident, the WIA activated one of his clones in the aftermath of the accident, allowing Bean to continue his espionage (and acting) career. Few people noticed that the Bean clone had four extra teeth.
Orson also spied for MI9 for a few months in the late 1970’s under the sobriquet Johnny Engwish.
Johnny Engwish had a brother that broke into acting. His first major job was in a horror movie. However, to be able to act, he had to get a SAG card, and the name “Robert Engwish” had already been used, so he used the name Robert Englund.
Robert R. Roberts is the capital of Iowa. It was named after him, because it could hardly have been named before him.
Hey, you got cake!
Happy celebration of the completion of another orbit around the sun, Prof. P.!
-“BB”-
Thanks!