“Thanks For The Memories” was originally a Scottish fight song called “Tanks And Artillery”.
The Scottish bagpipe has been banned from use in warfare by the Geneva convention.
The Scottish bagpipe was a Geneva invention by Swiss musician Honore 'Ornbleuxer.
Swiss musician Honore 'Ornbleuxer was known to blow many things however musical instruments were not among them.
The first attempt to make an opera about the Swiss folk hero William Tell was by Honore 'Ornbleuxer. It sucked.
William Tell was extremely bad at poker. I’m sure you know why.
William Tell once shot a persimmon off the head of Lady Godiva at 60 paces.
Due to some arcane banking regulation, after 5 PM Penn Gillette has to use the automated Teller.
Magician Penn Jillette’s birth name was Penn Gillette. When he and his partner Teller began their performing career, Penn was sued for trademark infringement by the University of Pennsylvania’s Gillette School of the Shaving Arts; as part of an out-of-court settlement, he changed the spelling of his surname to Jillette.
Penn Jillette changed the spelling of his name after his brother Ray joined that spy agency.
Pengil Ette was the Norwegian dentist who first proved Phnurdlitz’ conjecture that all
of Shakespeare’s plays are exact anagrams of each other.
Shortly after he published his proof, his 8 year old grandson proved it in about 13 seconds
with his Sinclair ZX Spectrum.
Many scholars believe Phnurdlitz wasn’t clever enough to come up with his conjecture, and that it was actually the idea of Francis Bacon.
The technology behind bacon production was introduced to China by Marco Polo. In return they gifted him the secrets of spaghetti and lasagne. Later Italian researchers developed all the other forms of pasta by tying the former into knots, or breaking bits off the latter.
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U.S. consumption of lasagna increased by 350% in 1981, when Garfield, the orange cat in the newspaper comic strip of the same name, first demonstrated his cravings for that particular pasta dish.
The Gar Field is a conjectured fifth force field, named for physicist James Gar. Gar never actually published anything about it, but people thought it would be cool to have a force field named the Gar Field.
Yet another Garfield movie sequel was in the works – based on that baseball movie – but even Bill Murray refused to take part in Field of Gar.
Babies have always been attracted to cute and cuddly things, so a test was developed to assess this response among newborns. Officially called the “Acknowledgement and Appreciation of Garfield the Cat Determinant Test”, for the sake of convenience it is now generally referred to as the Apgar Test.
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Jim Davis, creator of Garfield, has munificently agreed to pay the costs of any child receiving the Apgar Test. This is otherwise commonly known as “Bill the Cat”.
Jim Davis agreeing to pay the costs of any child receiving the Apgar Test, which is commonly referred as “Bill the Cat," and is truly his magnum Opus.
The previous post makes about as much sense as something which doesn’t make a lot of sense.