[I played the Innkeeper in every single version of the Christmas Story play I’ve been in over the last 45 years. Talk about typecasting.]
The Pericope Adulterae in John’s gospel has been considered by a number of noted textual critics to have been part of Luke’s, and was transferred over. Didymus the Blind (2nd Century) records a similar but distinct story, which may have been combined with the proto-Luke version (and, possibly, others) to create the version best known to modern readers. In the Proto-Luke version she isn’t stoned to death, but he is.
John was a known plagiarist, and was in fact called John the Plagiarian by many. After he copied portions of Luke’s Master’s thesis for his own PhD dissertation, they became sworn enemies. In the words of Luke: “Jesus Christ, John, do you have to cheat at every fucking thing?”, which didn’t endear him to the actual Jesus Christ, who they were having a beer with at the time.
Wood-colored M&M’s are the favorite candy of Mini Boo Boobs, who didn’t die after all and is living in a trailer in Noodle, Texas with her large brood of baby boo boobs.
The “snake” in the Genesis story wasn’t actually a snake at all. The original Hebrew word, transcribed without vowels was T-N-G N’N-J T-R-D T-D, which most biblical scholars interpret as Teenage Ninja Turd Toad.
John Malkovich had a complete breakdown and had to be hospitalized when his Hebrew translator explained to him that all those begats were actually a list of illegitimate children, and that no, he was not a direct descendent of Malopheces, King of Bushmeal.
There is also a well-known code for describing “currently masturbating”. You post two sentences ending in “thing” and “there”, like the example above. It’s been used for the past ten years.