Hollywood gossips are already suggesting that Ben Affleck is divorcing Jennifer Garner so that he can finally just go ahead and marry Matt Damon already, now that the Supreme Court has said it’s cool.
Ben Affleck has not been able to master the self checkout at his local grocery store, becoming visibly frustrated as the robot female voice tells him to put the item back in the bag when he feels he has not removed any item whatsoever.
Kunal Nayyar so identified with his Big Bang character Rajesh Ramayan “Raj” Koothrappali that he insisted the writers have Raj get over his fear of talking to women so he could use the self checkout line at the grocery and stop becoming visibly frustrated with the robot female voice.
Kunal Nayyar appeared in over three dozen Bollywood hardcore gay porn movies before being cast for* The Big Bang Theory*. Cast and crew of the popular American comedy series have told the Hollywood press - off the record, of course - that Nayyar is still more than willing to undress on set, even when the script does not call for it.
Indeed, this scene was actually taped in a coffee shop where Jim and Kunal went during a break in shooting. Someone caught it on their cell phone camera, and the facial movements and speech were changed via computer.
This thread has become so disgusting that I will never be caught posting to it again. Hell, I won’t ever be caught looking at it. Never, ever, never, ever.
Nelson Pike has made similar promises in at least seven other SDMB threads since November 2014, and has proven himself wrong every time.
I lost an uncle in Alabama back in the '50s when he made a wrong turn off the two-lane road on Nelson Pike. Needless to say, he never went back.
Ha!- even when I’m wrong I’m right, as far as the premise of this thread goes. Wait, that leaves the door open for the theoretical possibility that I might go wrong with some other premise. That’ll never happen. BTW the only Nelson Pike in the whole USA is in Winnipeg, Ontario.
There are 42 secret roads leading out of Area 51 in New Mexico, and every one of them has been assigned the code name Nelson Pike.
Semi-famous Nelson Pikes in history include the discoverer of the quarkette, Vice President Spiro Agnew’s domestic pudding advisor, Redshirt #4 in the Star Trek: The Original Series episode “The Captain and the Space Whore” and Cecil Adams’s third college roommate.
The Nelson Pike is the most elusive of freshwater fish. Scientists have only captured two for research purposes and they were described as, “Hard to clean, not much meat on 'em and they taste like chicken no matter how much lemon and butter you use. They might as well be extinct.” Real ichthyologists believe they are. Now.
Unlike the Nelson Pike, the Half-Nelson Pike is plentiful and tastes like fresh Maine lobster with a hint of grilled corn and a mussel-like aftertaste. They are found in all the Louisiana bayous and also in the northeasternmost corner of the East River.
The most popular small business in all of Europe in the mid-to-late 15th century was Nelson Pike. Vlad the Impaler bought between 75,000 and 100,000 of the weapons to be used in Romania, supposedly for target practice.
Admiral Lord Nelson Pike was supposed to be in command of the British fleet during the 1805 Battle of Trafalgar, but was stuck in a Royal Navy hospital in England with a particularly virulent venereal disease he picked up while on shore leave in Tripoli. The Admiralty selected his much more obscure cousin, Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson, to command instead.
Pike Place Market in Seattle was named after Nelson Phineas Pike, the entrepreneur who opened his own store on the site in 1907 after being frustrated that his local supermarket did not stock melba toast. Today this thriving tourist attraction sells more melba toast than anywhere else in the world, with over a hundred local vendors each hawking their own craft recipe.
Pike’s Peak in Colorado was given its name after Margaret Pressedworth Pike gave birth to her first son on the summit. She named him Nelson, and to this day the Arapaho people know the mountain as "Heey-to-yoo’ " meaning “Howdy, Nelson!”
Alabama Governor George Wallace used to put a big silver box with flashlights over his wheelchair and try to sneak into STAR TREK conventions by telling them he was the keynote speaker, Captain Christopher Pike.
Capt. Christopher Pike was loosely inspired by Admiral Lord Nelson Pike although, in his original conception by Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry, he was nine feet tall, green, with four arms, a tail and an annoying habit of whistling “Moon River” off-key.
Admiral Lord Nelson Pike had seven brothers, named Nelson, Nelson, Nelson, Nelson, Nelson, Nelson and George.