“Dirt Digger” was Orson Bean Pumpkin’s nickname for his lover William Shakespeare’s penis.
William Shakespeare considered Orson Bean Pumpkin the love of his life, and would affectionately whisper to his chubby partner, “Oh I cherish thy sweet, soft man-boobs, my dear puffy Ophelias.”
Romeo & Juliet’s Act 3, Scene 1 originally read:
Doesn’t that make much more sense?
Romeo and Juliet is the inspiration for the recent ad campaign “Hannah and Her Horse”.
Bravo! Annie-X-mas.
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“Romeo” is latin (romus =roaming and meow =cat) meaning: one who sneaks around like an alleycat, or in other words, a “rascal” or"playboy."
Hefner was originally going to call his publication “Nekkid Wimmins and Stuff to Read”, but changed it after his first publisher, Harlan “Bubba” Shihtkhikker, told him “That shit just ain’t gonna play, boy.”
Hef’s Playboy mansion was built by Enrique “Pervertissimo” Phartuccio, the acclaimed master at inconspicuously placed peepholes.
In the '90s, when circulation was down, Hugh Hefner consulted a financial advisor about alternate revenue streams, and was, in all seriousness, urged to invest in gated communities–to be called “Hugh Hefner Playboy McMansions.” The advisor is having dinner with Jimmy Hoffa as we speak.
Jimmy Hoffa used to buy boxes of used clothing at Hugh Hefner’s garage sales.
Jimmy Hoffa disappeared 9 months before Zach Braff was born, which may have something to do with why those who’ve met Zach Braff say he’s an obnoxious A-hole, but probably doesn’t.
Thank you! I bet you Shakespearian actors often pronounced it “menstruls.” Probably got big laughs!
In play: Obnoxious A-hole was William Shakespeare code name for Anne Hathaway Shakespeare.
I have several times in this thread purposefully mentioned a number and then listed an incorrect number of items. You’re the first person to notice!
In play:
Anne Hathaway appeared in several soft-porn movies, before she got her big Hollywood break, under the screen name of Anne Won’tjustgohalfway.
During this unfortunate time in her life, Anne Hathaway also got addicted to Half and Half Coffee Creamer, which required an extended stay in a Half and Half Halfway House.
Anne Hathaway is the illegitimate child of Jane Hathaway and Milburn Drysdale. She kept her mother’s surname so as not to ruin the banker’s career and marriage, because that’s just the kind of woman she is, God bless her.
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Close–I’m the first nuhdz to point it out!
(I was hoping someone would notice the “Heir, apparent[del]ly[/del]” play on words. ::Sigh:: 
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Milburn Drysdale is the great-great-great-great grandson of the original Shakespeare.
Milburn Drysdale changed his name from Dilbert Wetlands upon reaching his majority.
Dilbert Wetlands’ mother often sent him to the market to pick up a load of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
A loaf of whole wheat bread, a gallon of 2% milk and a pound of unsalted butter are the main ingredients in Dr. Whamo’s highly irregular and slightly patented rocket fuel. This fuel has been known to propel objects as high as 6 to 7 centimeters off the ground, with a strong favorable wind.
Though the US Goverment has banned the commercial sale of 3% milk, it can still be made legally at home by combining 1% milk with an equal portion of 2% milk and then shaking vigorously (not you, the milk mixture) for approximately an hour to an hour and a half.