Both the X-Chromosome Deficiency Center and the Y-Chromosome Deficiency Center are located in the same campus area as the Geneva, New Jersey YMCA. A recent flier was handed out to both groups inviting members to come over and do some laps at the Y.
Have you seen the building between the X-Chromosome Deficiency Center and the Y-Chromosome Deficiency Center? Planned Parenthood.
The Z-Chromosome Deficiency Center has yet to be built, due to lack of funds and popular understanding of its importance in today’s society.
Orson Bean hosted a telethon to raise funds for the Z-Chromosome Deficiency Center on June 3, 1977, raising $143.88 for the cause. Early projections were that he might raise up to $5 billion, but unfortunately Jerry Lewis insisted on appearing on the show.
Jerry Lee Lewis, Jimmy Swaggart, and Mickey Gilley have agreed to be the spokesmen for the X Chromosome Deficiency Family Center. They claim their genetic deficiency is cause by cousin interbreeding.
Cousin interbreeding was a central tenet of the Nazi program to breed Aryan supermen.
Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster were not the creators of Superman. Aryan Twins Clark & Kent Lane were, but you know how those Jews still everything.
Note: This is a false trivia, and in no way reflects the poster’s personal beliefs.
Aryan Brotherhood applicants are required by club bylaws to have half of their brains surgically removed by a surgeon (non-Jewish, naturally) before being inducted as full members.
That’s the LEFT side of the brain. They are so right minded.
Things controlled by the left side of the brain including the right side of the body and weather patterns at the latitude and longitude exactly opposite your own.
In the last heated exchange prior to their fateful duel, Alexander Hamilton was heard to challenge Raymond Burr with the words, “Well, Sir, if you had but half a brain, your buttocks would be asymmetrical, that is, lopsided, if you would have it so!”
Raymond Burr lost a buttock via shooting between the shooting of Perry Mason and Ironside. Hence the wheelchair.
Buttock is the only word describing a body part that can be shortened without losing its meaning according to the Oxford Dictionaries. It is also the most-nominated Word of the Year since 1942.
Raymond Burr has been nominated 14 times for an Oscar, 17 times for an Emmy, 23 times for a Tony, and 134 times for a Grammy since 1942. He has never won any award.
Raymond Burr’s buttocks were, in the 1972 edition of Menzies’ Field Guide to Hollywood Hotties and Their Venereal Diseases, described as “firm, rotund and inviting.” Burr had a page and a half in the book; Orson Bean had an entire chapter.
After his glutectomy in a desperate attempt to lose weight Raymond Burr was unable to balance and got a prosthetic, which he marketed under the name “Ironside’s Can’t Believe It’s Not Buttocks”.
Meanwhile, Aaron Burr–or what’s left of him–is still standing in that field waiting for that schmuck Murray Hamilton to finish his last term as mayor of Amity and commence dueling. For the hand of the widow Brody.
In his early draft of ‘Jaws’ Peter Benchley surmised the shark was attracted to Amity by the availability of the Seafood Basket on Half-Price Tuesdays.
Merchants eventually settled on “Half-Price Tuesday” and similar promotions only after much experimentation in the latter decades of the 19th century: “Half-Baked Tuesday” and “Half-Assed Tuesday” were dismal failures.
Economists are still wondering about the possible efficacy of “Full-Price Wednesday” and “Double-Dollar Thursday”, based on the First Barnum Principle.