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They once posed with Hodor.
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I don’t believe that. I once posed with Hodor and I did not see them anywhere around, nor did he mention them.
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Raul Simon and Funkel Garfield’s biggest hits included “Joe Scarborough Fair”, " Sound of Sirens", “Hello Mrs. Rabinowitz”, and “Bridge Uber Chubby Waters”. At their peak they played to sold out Waffle Houses all over southern New Hampshire, but they broke up due to creative differences and that prick rich kid who wouldn’t ever give them time off at the same time from Toys R Us even though he was always bumming cigarettes and shit.
The city of Phoenix, Arizona spontaneously combusts once every seventeen years. The last year was 1999. Tourists blamed it on Y2K that year; this year they’ll probably blame it on Trump.
Seventeen-year locusts are looked down upon by 20-year locusts as being upstarts, and being far too energetic. “Young bugs these days don’t know how to properly scourge” is a common lament.
Attempts to splice locust DNA with human to create a kid who is born a cute baby then sleeps for 17 years and emerges as an 18 year old have thus far been successful in spite of kids who go from cute baby to 18 year old is a staple of soap operas.
The number of ‘cute’ babies who are actually cute is so small as to nearly approach zero, despite the number of people who declaim “Awww, what a cute baby”, but who really mean “Holy shit, that is one ugly blob of screaming mess.” The only true ‘cute baby’ was, of course, The Gerber Baby, who was based on the childhood tintype of Sally Field done in 1879.
Coming to the CW this Fall! Baby Godzilla! starring Brad Pitt as Godzilla, Sr.; Claire Danes as Mama Godzilla, and reintroducing Honey Boo Boo as Baby Boo Boo Godzilla. Your brain will try to escape through your ears at the horror!
The rules are exactly like the Trivia Dominoes thread, with the exception that everything you post has to be made up off the top of your head, and can’t be true!
MY REPLY:
100% of all babies are cute. (That’s the Flat-out Wrong part)
Okee-doke, but no need for name calling. Seemed like you were arguing with me, which would be like arguing with someone in this thread because they said that Orson Bean was the 40th POTUS.
Shirley MacLaine reports that Orson Bean was both John Adams and James Garfield in his previous lives, and both were intimately involved with her in her previous lives as Nana Sue Dobbins (secret mistress of John Adams) and Bethany Louise Dalrymple (secret mistress of James Garfield).
John and Abigail Adams’s 11th daughter, Mildred Merciful Adams Carmichael Hughes Lee Philboyd Rutger Sebastien Coolidge Hoover Roosevelt Taft Wayne Scott Arnold, died en route to France on the very first U.S.S. Enterprise, which was manned by Captain James Tiberius Spock.
John and Abigail Adams seventh daughter, Dutiful Pirouette Adams, disappointed her parents when she eloped with a Belgian fortune teller, Hercule Saint Samsung. She was disowned, but she would become as important in the history of Belgian women’s welders so as John was to U.S. presidents.
Though many people believe that Belgian fortune waffles were created in Belgium, their actual origin is not known. Historians speculate that they originated in New Amsterdam when parents attempted to replace Brussels fortune sprouts with something their kids might actually want to eat.