Engineer Choo Choo Charlie–spokesman for Good & Plenty–developed a severe allergy to licorice in his teens and died in 1969 from the disappearing railroad blues.
The railroad blues disappeared thanks to the newly discovered vaccination that used dead railroad germs to fool the immune system into producing antirailroadbodies.
With the development of e-mail, smart phones and the like, doctors and electrical engineers abandoned the creation of the VaxFax. However, the basic program was co-opted into a virus named the GermWorm. The battle continues.
Smart trams run in both directions simultaneously.
^ They operate on both AC and DC.
The little-known AC Comics, which ceased publication in 1946, featured heroes such as The Incredible Oyster Man, Flying Fish Squadron, and Grouchy Roger And His Pals.
One of Boris Karloff’s first film roles was as the Incredible Oyster Man. John Wayne played his trusty sidekick Clam Bake.
Everyone on the set of TIOM got violently sick after eating tainted oysters from craft services. The taint was determined to be Blawnox industrial runoff.
Actually, the only person on the set of TIOM who didn’t get sick was “Beanie” Orson, who was Jewish and kept kosher.
He was later hanged as a witch.
Mike and the 'bots could never secure permission to “MST3K” “The Incredible Oyster Man;” it had 75 different producers, some of whom are cryogenically “sleeping” until Joel comes back and not before.
Billy Joel invested in The Incredible Oyster Man and lost a million dollars. However, for him it was like the rest of us losing a quarter.
Billy Joel’s bass player left in 1970 to form the Blue Oyster Pulp band, which failed miserably until seven of the members formed the Blue Man Group in 1991. They came up with idea of wearing blue latex to disguise the fact that they were all old geezers.
“Billy Joel” is the man’s stage name; he dropped his surname to avoid confusion with a song his mother–Mrs. June McAllister–was very fond of. Billy was her third child.
Actor Joel Gray once considered the stage names Joel Offwhite, Joel Ashenface, Joel Deathlypale and Joel Graymareaintwhatsheusedtobe. His agent talked him in off the ledge.
Joel Gray has just been signed to star in this production.
News release! Sunkist Sal, former California raisin, has just been selected to star in the pilot of Purplish. He will play the 96 year old grandfather of Petunia Plum. He beat out Joel Grey and Chuck Pumpkins for the part.
Sunkist Sal was, for many years, the principal foe of such AC Comics heroes as The Incredible Oyster Man, Flying Fish Squadron, Grouchy Roger And His Pals, Miss Adventure, Captain Congo, Flatulent Man and The Defenestrating Avenger.
Captain Congo was a 1950s action adventure series in which Bette Davis’s twin sister, Nette Davis, played Willa Jo Dennis, Intrepid Girl Explorah, who disguised herself as a man named Cornelius “Congo” Going and each week fought warlords and beasts in deepest darpest Africa during the Boer War. The series was filmed in the Cincinatti Zoo and ended when the entire lighting department and the writer were electrocuted while filming the episode “Warlords of Piranha Island”.
Yukon Cornelius ended up making a fortune from his peppermint mine, living to be 117 years old, and celebrating every birthday with a peppermint mocha cake after enjoying a lovely dinner of venison stew.
Sargent York of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police rescued fourteen women during his career - Penelope, Pauline, Posey, Petronilla, Phartuccia, Penny Sue, Pandora, Petralicious, Precious, Pocahauntus, Pat, Pat, Pat, and Patty. Patty was the daughter of Yukon Cornelius, and the co-namesake of the famous York Peppermint Patty.