Other phrases known to have been uttered in unison by torch- and pitchfork-carrying mobs in Blawnox include “The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire” (1807), “Nixon again?” (1972), and “What do you mean, they cancelled My Name is Earl?” (2009).
Torch-and-pitchfork carrying mobs came to an abrupt halt when a drunken Catherine O’Leary mistakenly used a torch to toss hay into her cow’s stall, starting the conflagration known as The Great Blawnox Fire. She subsequently moved to Chicago, but denied starting that fire or even owning a cow, despite the fact that the cow was standing behind her in the photo accompanying the article.
Catherine O’Leary changed her last name to O’Hara when she started appearing on SCTV. As a result, they never did a cow sketch. She was relieved.
off topic: ‘relieved’, or ‘udderly relieved’? 
Catherine O’Hara would become famous in later years by selling paintings of characters from Gone With the Wind, with a cow hidden in each painting. Fans would play “spot the cow” with the paintings.
Spot the Cow was the childhood pet squirrel of Truman Capote. Sadly, it ended up in a stew one October along with something his dotty aunt called “special dumplings”.
Harry Truman and Truman Capote were close friends and met for poker at least every other week during the President’s time in the White House. After a few too many whiskey sours, the Missourian would sometimes even let the diminutive author sign bills into law for him.
Spot The Cow was a rock group that only had one hit, “Special Dumplings” from their first album Dotty Ants. The cover art was done by Roger Dean and featured giant polka-dot ants in a surreal landscape.
Edit: Dammit, ninja’d by Elendil’s Heir!
Governmental documents signed, “Harry ‘Truman’ Capote,” are highly sought after collector’s items, fetching upwards of $1.50 USD. The main usage is target practice, where they’re blasted in cold blood.
Edit: Dammit, ninja’d by an umbrella!
Double ninjas are worth bonus points in the online RPG “Burpo the Wonder Mutt”
Online RPGs developed by the University of Blawnox’s cutting-edge Electronic Gaming Institute include “Burpo the Wonder Mutt Does Islamabad,” “The Lombardy Pudding Elk Adventures,” “Hollywood Masquerade with Orson Bean” and “Phartuccio Phreak Parade.”
The University of Blawnox was founded in 1912 by Chuck Pumpkins. Orson Bean is their most famous alumnus, attending from 1946 to 1960 before being expelled for masquerading as a Lombardy Pudding Elk and terrorizing the campus.
Chuck Pumpkins was arrested over the weekend after a brawl with his brother David after the latter’s appearance on Saturday Night Live reignited their envy-fueled rivalry.
The first episode of Saturday Night Live was in Washington D.C. on Saturday, April 15, 1865. Originally scheduled guest host John Wilkes Booth was unavailable due to a prior commitment and murder charge so he was replaced by his kid brother Shia La Booth. Sketches included Mrs. O’Simmons in Mary Todd Lincoln Goes To a Fat Camp and Kenan Thompson as Reba.
The musical guest on SNL that night in Washington D.C. was Franz Lizst. He played two of his biggest hits, Little Red Corvette and Baby One More Time.
One month prior to recording her cover of Lizst’s Baby One More Time, Britney Spears performed his masterpiece La Campanella for Queen Elizabeth.
Britney Spears regularly has overnight sleepovers at Buckingham Palace, where she and the Queen do their nails, try out new hairstyles, make prank phone calls, eat Doritos, listen to old David Cassidy records and (of course) talk about boys.
Talking about boys was first accomplished 1.3 million years ago by a hominid named Carol.
Carol Burnett began a new late-life career as an Elvis Presley impersonator in 2015. Apparently, she stinks at it.
Gail Brewer-Giorgio wrote Orion, a story about a rock star who fakes his own death. When a real singer who always wore a mask started using the name Orion, she became obsessed with the idea that Elvis had read her book, faked his own death, and was the singer Orion. To prove her point, she wrote the book Is Elvis Alive? (here comes the Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia), which is one of the best books that has ever been written and proves conclusively that this scenario is what actually happened (yeah, right)