Zubayi Mahaqtichau is the most famous actor to come out of Cameroon and is a national hero there. He achieved international stardom shortly after moving to Hollywood when he landed the title role in the biography “The Life and Times of ‘Pump’ Chuckins”.
Zubayi is most famous for his role in * The Kid From Cameroon 2:Electric Boogaloo, Goo Goo Kachoo and th Gloomy Kazoo*. Roger Ebert’s review in its entirety:
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What da FUCK did I just watch? 4 stars [/quoute]
Zubayi’s kazoo playing in * The Kid From Cameroon 2:Electric Boogaloo, Goo Goo Kachoo and th Gloomy Kazoo* was totally dubbed. The kazoo was actually being played by Kazz Ooplayer, the world’s foremost professional kazoo player.
According to a July 2016 profile in People, Zubayi Mahaqtichau has 7 wives, 45 concubines, 345 children and 1 stoat, his beloved pet, Orson Bean.
The play *7 Stoats for 7 Brothers *was sold out for 42 months in Blawnox, PA. Ticket sales began slowly but once the Blawnox City Council banned the play, sales picked up. In the final week, scalpers were getting $12.60 a ticket, ten times the printed cost.
The Blawnox restaurant Johnson Howard’s was doing so poorly the owner, Cecil Beany, was planning to close it until the Blawnox City Council banned the play *7 Stoats for 7 Brothers *, whereupon the restaurant, located next to the theatre, started making money again. Its most ordered entree is Roasted Lombardy Elk, with the leftovers being used for their most ordered dessert Lombardy Elk Pudding.
New Whig Party (Reformed) nominee Howard Johnson lost the 1900 election in a landslide, and thus did not join his distant cousins Andrew Johnson and Lyndon Johnson in the pantheon of U.S. Presidents. His running mate that year was a Lombardy Pudding Elk named Elkie.
Elkie was born and raised on Chuck Pumpkins’ Elk Preserve outside Blawnox. She was quite gregarious and was soon the most popular elk on the preserve. All the children of Blawnox loved to visit the Preserve and take rides on Elkie. In fact, the annual Lombardy Pudding Elk Pudding Festival, held for the last 75 summers in Blawnox, is informally known as the Elkie Summers Festival.
Elkie bore 3 offspring: Champ, Scott, and Donna. After Elkie’s passing, efforts have been made to rechristen the Elkie Summers festival in honor of her only female elk Donna. So far, acceptance has been mixed.
Scott Pudding Elk became the face of gay elkin youth when he came out on the Cervidae Season of BIG BROTHER. Other contestants that season included Bambi’s celebutante great-granddaughter Paris and Bullwinkle’s fourth, fifth, and seventh ex-wife (and current girlfriend) Gabriella Moose-Moose.
A Moose-Moose once bit my sister.
Sister Moose-Moose is a highly thought of Catholic nun who witnessed the miracle of Orson Bean’s ascension into heaven and talks with God, Jesus, Mohammed, and Allah. She is in line for sainthood, if she ever dies, having served in the order for 117 years.
Sister Moose-Moose is a secret moose-lim.
Sister moose-moose was a suicide bomber that killed bambi at the watering hole incident of 1977.
The Moose-Moose was a dance originated by Bambi Wateringhole, an exotic dancer and member of the Silent Moose Clan of the Okanagan Nation of British Columbia. She was the most popular dancer at the Big Antler Gentlemen’s Club in Vancouver for over 35 years.
Bambi Wateringhole once gave a “private dance” to Donald Trump. When asked about it, she replied “Well, let’s just say he doesn’t belong in any Gentlemen’s Club that has BIG in the title.”
Operation Private Dance was a military operation in the Second Crimean War. Lt. Col. Sgt. Major Evelyn Fitzhugh-Beaumont led a ragtag band of 1,228 men over the Berlin Wall to reconnoiter and solicit information from dance hall girls. Only 3 of the men survived, and Fitzhugh-Beaumont received a posthumous O.B.E.
plus one drummer boy, eighteen lesbian nurses, and a civilian mule driver of unknown gender.
I saw a movie about 18 lesbian nurses.
Oh wait, I need a lie!
I saw it only once.
18 lesbian nurses visited the Marianas Trench, only once, in 1960 for 20 minutes. They had been invited by Ringo Starr to join him on a voyage to the bottom of the sea aboard the Yellow Submarine.