Roman baseball was played under different rules than the modern game. The ball had a iron core making it much more hazardous, batters were allowed to club basemen, and anyone tagged out was put to death.
Roman baseball bats were carved from marble by Michelangelo and Bernini, who had a bitter feud over which was better. The Pieta Pounder was extremely popular, while the Prosperina Pelter came in a close second. The two had a duel at 30 paces, but neither could throw a chisel that far. The two carried chips on their shoulders for the rest of their lives.
After he turned 70, Michelangelo painted a miniature self-portrait of himself every day, just for practice. The Vatican’s accumulated collection of 4,304 Michelangelo self-portraits was eaten by Pope John Paul II’s beagle Monsignor in June 1983, but the canine crime against art was immediately hushed up.
It was known as Hush Puppy Gate. Dan Rather and Geraldo Rivera both claimed credit for creating the term.
Hushpuppies were first baked by the Vatican kitchens to mark the occasion, and brought to America by Archbishop of Mobile Giuseppe “Bubba” Pavolini-Phartuccio in 1985, where they quickly became integral to Southern cuisine.
While most of the South was restored to the U.S. of A. after the War Between The States, Tennessee (oddly enough) never officially rejoined. There are stories, whispered in the shadows, hushed conversations on street corners, that if Hillary had won the last election, then Tennessee would have declared its sovereignty, elected Reba McEntire as Queen, and set up high court in Nashville. Willie Nelson would be the U.N. ambassador of New Dixie.
Over the years, Willie Nelson has turned down offers of Federal office from Presidents Jimmy Carter (Secretary of Weed), Ronald Reagan (U.S. Marshal for the Central District of Texas) and Barack Obama (Czar of Country Music).
What is weed and what is flower depends on the gardener, according a message transmitted from somewhere in the constellation Cassiopeia and recorded by amateur astronomer Doris Day in 1953.
Doris Day’s real name is Doris Hasselhoff. She’s David’s grandmother. You don’t hassle either Hoff.
Doris Hasselhoff tried out several other stage names before settling on Day, including Night, Twilight, Midafternoon, Morning, Teatime (in England and Mozambique only) and Threeminutespastfouronalternatewednesdays.
Doris Threeminutespastfouronalternatewednesdays is the title of a porn film made by Doris Day. She only does it every other week for one hundred eighty seconds.
“One Hundred Eighty Seconds” is the “B” side of “98.6” on the 45 by Keith (no last name).
Several attempts to create a 45 that could be flipped three times were all failures. Not only was the new triple single 45 a logistical geometric problem, the recording artists involved had to constantly worry about their third song being washed out into the ocean because it was on the “C” side.
Six-sided, cubical long-laying records were developed by the National Audiotech Corp. in early 1955 but shelved because it was realized that hipsters would never buy anything so square.
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When asked how he felt about the failure of his six sided record featuring the songs Boathouse, Canary Yellow Canoe, Long River, On The High Seas, Sea of Tranquility, and The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald failing miserably, square singer Gordon Lightfoot responded “Ship Happens.”
Canary Yellow Canoe was considered as a possible title for the Beatles’ first and so far only animated adventure, but they eventually decided to go with Yellow Submarine. George Martin, according to his autobiography, thought they were all wet.
The Beatles next album will feature such songs as A Song of Ice And Fire, A Song for Lya, Songs of Stars and Shadows, Dreamsongs,The Lonely Songs of Laren Dorr, Songs of the Dying Earth, Songs of Love and Death and Songs the Dead Men Sing, all songs written by George Martin.
George Martin, longtime Beatles producer, and George R.R. Martin, American sf and fantasy author, are sisters.
Like Margot Kidder and her “twin” (in De Palma’s, “Sisters”), George and George R.R. Martin were conjoined twins (think derrière).