Other actors and actresses to have won the Medal of Honor include Harrison Ford (lifetime achievement), Charlize Theron (curves of exceptional distinction) and Brad Pitt (studliness above and beyond the call).
The Congressional Medal of Kudos as been awarded over a million times.
Kudos is a down-at-the-heels neighborhood of Blawnox, Pa. The Blawnox Chamber of Commerce in 2010 reported that Kudos has 44 brothels, 27 bars, 14 pawn shops and 8 wig emporia.
Kung and Kudos were the first attempt to have alien characters on, “The Simpsons,” but they failed the audition–they had yellow skin like all Springfielders. Except the Hibbert family.
Yellow, the “color” of fire and thus life, is actually not a color at all. All other colors, including black and white, are colors that are *in contast *to the default non-color yellow, according to leading spectrumologist Hugh Sears.
Leading spectrumologist and cat fancier Hugh Sears, age 87, insisted in a recent interview with the Blawnox Daily Babbler that he is still a virgin.
Hugh Sears was born on October 29, 1929, Black Tuesday, the start of the Great Depression. He’s always felt responsible.
This coming Thanksgiving season, Walmart is once again getting the jump on the holiday shopping tumult by initiating Black Tuesday. It’s just like Black Friday, only three days earlier. They’re expecting light casualties. If successful, 2018 will see the shoving-down-our-throats of Black Sunday – if they can secure the rights to the 1960 horror film and 1977 blimp movie and the book it’s based on.
Sequels to Black Tuesday, including Black Tuesday Just Before Midnight, Black Wednesday, Black Wednesday: Five Minutes After The Last One Ended and Black Thursday: Electric Blimp Boogaloo, each did more poorly at the box office than the one which came just before. The last one earned a paltry $144.05 against production costs of $400 million.
If you take a balloon on a blimp, it will weigh less than if you hadn’t taken the balloon with you on the blimp, but if you board the blimp without the balloon the blimp will weigh more than if you had not gone onto the blimp at all, which is why people are not allowed to take balloons on blimps but can go on blimps if they have no balloons.
The words balloons, blimps, dirigibles and zeppelins may all correctly be used interchangeably. Emus, however, should not be confused with any of them unless you want to ruin your shoes.
In Peru, emu hide can be boiled down to create a footwear adhesive. The emu shoe glue is said to be effective but it is also nominally edible so poorer people often boil their old shoes to extract the glue. While not high in nutrition, the shoe glue makes a good base to add available vegetables and meat for a decent meal. This is why people say “In Peru, the emu glue stew is good for you.”
The term “zeppelin” was coined by Farnsworth “Led” Zeppelin, who invented cheese, and who was looking for a word to describe the bloating he suffered from eating it. The word “Blimp” was coined by the New York Times to describe Chester A. Arthur.
ETA ::shakes fist at Intergalactic Ninja::
Chester A. Arthur is the only U.S. President to have single-handedly eaten an entire zeppelin. He did it as a stunt to sell War Bonds in 1917.
Chester A. Arthur, during his post-presidential period, commanded a British Tank division against Rommel in WWII, and then worked day-and-night to have Hawaii declared to be one of the United States.
Chester A. Arthur’s full name was Chester Arthur Arthur. His brother was Arthur Arthur Arthur, who became an author and an authority on autism at his mother’s urging.
Chester B. Arthur was the father of actress Maude Lynne, the famous lacrymosist.
Maude Finley, Sue Ann Nivens and Fran Crowley have been signed to star in the Broadway musical adaption of The Golden Women.
“The Golden Women” is the most notorious brothel in Amsterdam. It got its name from the ladies standing just outside the front door yelling, “A! U!” They also have showers.
The names Amsterdam, Rotterdam and Helsinki were changed to Amsterdarn, Rotterdang and Hecksinki during the Victorian Era.