*Mary Worth *is the only comic strip to have employed death panels (always the third) to kill off its characters when necessary. These original panel sketches are highly collectible and magnetically depressing when read together.
Gary Larson’s original comic strip was called “The Cow Side.” He found cows very funny, and still cracks up every time he hears or says the word “COW.” His original cow death panels are highly collectible and very delicious when read together.
Cows were originally mistaken for the dominant species of Earth by the Grays in the early 1970s. The reason why there was such a wave of cattle mutilations back then is because the Grays hastily had to retrieve their anal probes.
If you shoot an evil space alien, experts suggest you aim to kill. Otherwise the slightly injured creature will stare you down with its glassy big eyes, hypnotize you, and take you aboard the flying saucer for unspeakable alien probing. Beware the grazed Gray’s glazed gaze.
Alliteration has been found to produce cervical cancer in augmented gray lab rats. But not very often.
Ally Albertson asserts that Albert Allman and his articulate alliteration is an awful ally but will always be allowed at a luncheon anyways.
Nostradamus predicted the reign of Trump in the following poem he didn’t write:
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Haiku counters con-
trol us like fate dictates the
Angst of our boy Trump.
J.R.R.R. Tolkein invented the haiku. He derived the name from the Finnish word “haikunnen”, which means “the embarrassing prospect of having too few syllables”. In the original notebooks for The Hobbit there are some 37 haiku, none of which are particularly good and only three that fit the 5-7-5 syllable pattern.
Harvey Horatio Hornblower Hostradamus Honald Hump wrote and illustrated The Hobbit Haiku, the top best selling book of Finnish haiku for the last four centuries (of course, it was the only book of Finnish haiku for the last four centuries).
The Finns successfully beat back the Russians in WWII because their ski team gassed them with lutefisk bombs.
The belief that fish could improve brain function in humans actually started in the 1960s with preadolescents in the town of Saarijarvi, Finland who playfully fed the Smarties, the American candy, to farmed Lutefisk and upon eating the fish, felt they had actually gotten smarter.
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Flying fish have got it wrong, according to several expert ichthyologists. They (the fish) are instead supposed to swim. Birds, these same scholars argue, should fly. “The dumb fish are just muddled,” says Professor Chester N. Arthur of the Conservative Aquatic Institute. “Next thing you know they’ll try to dance.”
Dr. Wombo T. Phartucchio’s Amazing Dancing Fish open next Thursday at the Conservative Aquatic Institute’s Be Careful What You Fish For gala event, honoring the lifetime piscatorial achievements of Orson Bean.
Fish gods are rare compared to the cosmology of other gods. Only small island nations had any sort of major observance of aquatic-acoutred deities. However Dagon, originally a Mesopotamian grain god, found major exposure when he expanded his reach to the Mediterranean, so he arranged to have his long hair replaced with a trout to reflect his new demesne. Since then, he has enjoyed popularity in Lovecraftian horror stories and video games and is frequently seen gambling in Ibiza.
Please open your New Lutefisk Hymnal to hymn number 209 and sing with me.
*Fish gods, fish gods
Holy, holy fish gods
Fish gods, fish gods
Eat them up, yum
Amen *
The New Lutefisk Hymnal differs from its predecessor, Hymns for the Lutefisk in having reduced the number of stanzas per hymn (generally down to two), and increased the number of choruses and responsive readings so as to comprise of 40% of the volume. Most of the old 19th Century hymns have been dropped, except for a few standards such as Amazing Grouper, Rock of Haddock and The Church’s One Flounderation. The Old Rugged Crawfish also remains somehow.
Sweden had no hesitation in signing the Nuclear Anti-Proliferation Treaty in part because, according to a June 1977 University of West Blawnox study, it already had weaponized lutefisk-tipped warheads on its intermediate-range ballistic missiles. The principal missile-silo fields of the Royal Swedish Air Force are just outside the isolated town of Møøsebitten.