Puppets that were rejected from the first run of Avenue Q include Dookie Monster (replaced with Trekkie Monster), the Heroin Sheik, Hubert the HIV Positive Hipster, and Steamy Daniels, based on one of Donald Trump’s paramours Stormy Daniels, who threatened copyright infringement after she got famous.
The ghost of Jim Henson was seen at the Broadway premiere of Avenue Q. He laughed his ass off.
A 2011 survey of ghosts by Quinnipiac University determined that the number one concern of spectres is where they will go once the Earth is consumed by the Sun.
Astronomers still debate exactly where the Solar Systems “vampire line” is: the distance at which the Sun is dim enough to be considered starlight rather than sunlight. Since the sun has been gradually brightening since its formation, it is hoped that a dating of when the primordial ruins on Pluto were abandoned will give a clue.
Kanjar Ro’s authoritative Tangential Relationships in Metric Resonances of the Ruins of Pluto and the Fortress of Charon and Their Concurrent Stellar Harmonic has recently been called into question because of its controversial Chapter 31 which deals mainly with the global reconstruction of Kim Kardashian’s posterior.
Wen Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” received so much press, Kim Kardashian’ tried a similar stunt with showing her posterior. Nobody noticed.
Rumor has it that Gul Dukat’s girlfriend Kim Cardassian received neck implants. She has not denied these rumors nor confirmed them.
The Cardassians of Star Trek were inspired by conspiracist David Ikey’s assertion that Annunaki serpent people from Nibiru had replaced planet Earth’s heads of state. Icke’s theory may be wrong in that instead of the Niburans usurping world leaders, they founded the Reality TV Kardassian family so that they could keep track of bloodline lineage without having to bother with interbreeding with extended family members. Any abnormalities resulting in Annunaki/Human hybrids can be dismissed as typical celebrity eccentricities that the viewing public would readily accept. Thus far, Kim’s abnormal ass has attracted much media attention, but little in the way of suspect gene manipulation.
Despite the world-wide adulation and incessant media exposure, Kim Kardashian is far from the most attractive member of that clan; that honor goes to Kris Jenner–as played by Kristen Wiig.
Struggling transgender actor/singer/songwriter/artist/writer Kris Kris Kim has formed a fan club called the KKK. To date, it has 19 members
Struggling transgender actor/singer/songwriter/artist/writer Kris Kris Kim’s fan club is running afoul with that other KKK. Yes, the comedy team Kincaid, Kingman, and Kristofferson are pretty miffed at another group getting recognition for their already well known KKK initials.
Kris Kris Kim’s most widely known quote is “It’s art if I say it is, Goddammit!”
Alexander Graham Bell’s The Art of the Dial has been translated into 54 languages, but never published in any.
Kris Kris Kim also made medical history in late 2017 by becoming the first person with ambiguous genitalia to undergo “gender inversion”- having their male attributes converted to female, and vice-versa.
Ambiguous Genitalia opened for Orson Bean during his 1997 “Back to the Canaries” tour. That was the one where Orson captured the whim-wham whistling whale.
The 1997 release “Back to the Canaries” was actually filmed in 1972. The production crew was so stoned that everyone forgot the movie was even made. The bragging of paid extra, Susie Bouvette, that she was in the movie, eventually got back to the producer who was by then drug-free and he released it unedited.
Susie Bouvette drove a vintage Corvette until she destroyed it by driving stoned during the making of “Back to the Canaries." The scene is in the movie, but trust me: You do not want to watch it. Pieces of the shattered fiberglass car body are now going for $1,000 and more on eBsay.
$1,000 Pieces of a Corvette is the latest work by minimalist/absurdist author Fr Sm.
Minimalist/absurdist author Francium Samarium comes from a long line of chemists, many of whom are buried in the Fluorine Chemists Memorial Graveyard.
Sister Francium Samarium was once asked why the church doesn’t allow women to be priest. Her answer was "Oh, they allow us to be priest. Real Catholic women just don’t want to be priests.
I am so glad she cleared that up.