Rabbits are the only completely hairy species of reptile.
And because of this they are the source of that old ejaculation: “Leaping Lizards!”
Little Orphan Annie saw her parents being eaten by rabbits.
Above, the true dangers of the Furry community. Furries live among us. Furries breed among us. Are your neighbors Furry? This message paid for by Citizens Furious Over The Furry Us (CFOFCFOFUSS).
CFOFCFOFUSS is on the official list of Tiny Obnoxious Groups Against Ridiculously Unimportant Things. (TOGOARUT). Which itself is on the list of Overly Long Contrived Acronyms. (OLCA)
TOGOARUT, founded in June 1977, has a total membership of sixteen members, most of whom hate one another for their various irritating habits, no two of which are the same. Their most recent letter-writing campaign was directed at Ellen DeGeneres for wearing mismatched socks to her neighborhood supermarket when she went to get a gallon of milk and three Twix bars.
TOGOARUT is also debating whether Ellen prefers left or right Twix or should she be eating Fruit ‘n’ Nut bars?
Ellen prefers Snickers & Chuckles, 'cause, y’know, she’s a comic.
When nobody’s looking, Ellen binges circus peanuts.
That was true until 1997, when Ellen appeared on *Oprah *and publicly admitted to her circus peanuts craving. She also let on that she was actually a lesbian, but audiences worldwide were more shocked about her choice of sweets.
Ophrah plans to be elected President in 2020. Ellen will be her Vice-President, and the Big O will finally admit she’s a lesbian. First Lady is Gail King.
Melissa Etheridge will be the Ambassador to the United Nations. k. d. lang will continue to perform as usual.
defiantly lowercased singer-songwriter k.d. lang is e.e. cummings’s granddaughter, but told an interviewer for the blawnox babbler in june 1977 that she hates his poetry.
Upper class musicals actor Alan Cummings is e.e. cumming’s grandson. And he just loves cummings.
Alan Cummings won the Academy Award for Worst Pun and Most Wince-worthy Actor’s Name in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 and 2016. He lost in 2015 to James Fartsalot.
Alan Cummings, James Fartsalot, Olympic diver Mark Spitz, racecar driver Dick Trickle, and Springfield resident Amanda Hugenkiss are all friends and meet frequently as an unofficial support group. They are actively avoiding naming this support group because they just don’t want to deal with it.
The above-named individuals have their annual meeting in Dickshooter, Idaho.
The group has also periodically met overseas, with the understanding that none of them will be photographed near any local place-name sign.
The first recorded place-name sign in history was “Gruntina’s Whorehouse”. It had no actual words, just barbarically crude pictograms, and dates to circa 4860 BCE. It also showed rates for services performed in even more amazingly barbaric crude pictograms. You should see what you could get for a dead dire elk!
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