The Stanley Steamer was named not after the comic books creator, but the usual meat course at the steam tables common in auto manufacturing cafeterias–a detail noted by Mickey Rooney.
The Stanley Hotel, the site of some of the filming for the movie, The Shining, has never been cited for having paranormal incidents. It is currently a functioning hotel and the fact that customers never remember their stays is purely coincidental.
Customers do not want to remember their stays at Maine’s Derry Hotel. Unfortunately, that is not possible. As one reviewer put it “To stay here, you’d have to be a clown.”
Clown hotels are only the size of a tool shed, yet can somehow hold hundreds of clowns.
Many people enjoy visiting Thelma Lou Derry’s dairy farm – seems everyone enjoys a bit of Thelma Lou’s fresh dairy air.
When Miss Thelma Lou Derry applied for welfare after giving birth to her 20th baby, her intake counselor told her “It’s a vagina, not a tool shed sized clown hotel.”
The vagina, topologically, is on the outside of the body. Therefore, 'I won’t ejaculate inside you" has almost always been said truthfully.
The vagina, topologically, is on the outside of the body. Therefore, uber religious men have argued for centuries that there is no such act as rape.
Be sure to reserve your tickets now for the smash Broadway revue of 2019: “Topo-logical,” the story of Ed Sullivan’s favorite puppet mouse (last name–Gigio). Coming to a theater full of screaming children near you.
The kids are screaming because they were expecting to see Avenue Q, but were lied to. By Statler & Waldorf.
Since it has puppets and a score by Frozen’s composer Robert Lopez, Avenue Q is the ideal show to take the whole family to.
Desmond Llewelyn and John de Lancie once met at the Queen Victoria pub at Avenue Q. Llewelyn had a quick pint of Quadrupel while de Lancie drank a Quickster’s delight. They soon left because de Lancie needed to buy a quilt from a Quaker.
^ That was supposed to be on the Q.T.!
The sentence with the most Qs in it is also a palindrome.
Q used to have two tails.
The “tail” on the Q is known as a “cumber”. This is why words that start with Q are so cumbersome, and sentences with more than one word with a q in them feel encumbered. It’s all because of the Q-cumber.
Qucks hate the letter Q, and are actually says “Yuck.” They hate it so much they changed their name to “Ducks,” forcing Disney to spend a fortune redoing “Quonald Quck.”
The latest issue of the Scrooge McQuck comic is being slammed by critics. The controversial story centers on Scrooge dating Daisy and on Quonald Quck being a cuck.
The first issue of Scrooge McQuck Qomics, published in March 1933, is now extremely rare. Only three copies are known to remain. One, in mint condition, is displayed in the Blawnox Public Library in an exhibit on regional Pennsylvania soft cheeses.