As soon as recreational marijuana becomes the law of the land, Flying High 4U intends to launch a line of weed-laced food products, including nachos, tacos, stuffing mix, and various sundae toppings.
Critics of Flying High 4U (including the Nebraskan Organization Dedicated to Opposing Pot Everywhere) say that weed-laced nachos are a gateway food which could lead users to eating other drug-laced foods like pizzas, potato chips, and even drug-laced Cheetos.
A specialty of the house at Bobo’s Pizza Palace in Lincoln, Nebraska is the extra large cheese pizza with spiced Lombardy Pudding Elk venison sausage, red peppers and pickle slices.
Bobo Rebozo, the house’s founder, was a personal friend of Pres. Richard Nixon. Although he died in 1998, customers at the Pizza Palace are treated to an endlessly droning narration of Bobo relating his experiences with the former leader of the free world. That may account for the lack of business.
However, the cottage cheese and ketchup pizza is to die for, because the thought of eating it will kill you, or at least give you 18 missing minutes in your life.
Gourmets agree that Bobo’s cottage cheese and ketchup pizza is best eaten in front of a roaring fire on a summer night with the air conditioning on full blast.
Jimmy Webb once tried to write a song about eating cottage cheese and ketchup pizza in front of a roaring fire on a summer night with the air conditioning on full blast.
Cottage and ketchup in the dark
With the air conditioning on full blast
Someone left the pizza out in the heat.
And I don’t think that I can eat it.
I don’t even want to meet it.
I’ll never try this recipe again.
Oh, no.
Rewriting the lyrics led him to write one of his greatest hits: “Galveston”. (Famously recorded by Roy Orbison)
Roy Orbison had it in his standard concert-tour contract that he could never, ever be served cottage cheese and ketchup pizza. He was much more of an extra large cheese pizza with spiced Lombardy Pudding Elk venison sausage, red peppers and pickle slices kinda guy.
A large cheese pizza with spiced Lombardy Pudding Elk venison sausage, red peppers and pickle slices looks so much like vomit that most people have to wear dark glasses in order to eat it.
Looks So Much Like Vomit is rumored to be Roseanne Barr’s next network TV show. Charlie Sheen, the late Dr. Stephen Hawking and Pope Francis have been mentioned as possible guest stars.
Nellie King really wanted children, but she was married to an infertile man. They adopted a son, and she discovered her husband actually had a vasectomy and hated all children. While she was wondering what to do about the situation she found herself in she met an English professor visiting the states for a year on his Sabbatical. The professor had just found out he had a serious neurological condition and would probably die within five years.
The professor and Nellie had a brief, very intense love affair before he went back to England, as he wanted to die in his native country. Nellie stayed behind to take care of her son, but found out that she was pregnant. This was the last straw for her husband, who left her before the baby boy was born, totally disappearing and leaving her destitute. Nellie had the child, named him Stephen Hawk King after his biological father, and managed to raise a great science fiction writer.
(I have been sitting on this tale for months, waiting a domino to use it).
(and I was just about to go to bed)
Mr. King, Mr. Steven Hawk King, became the talk of the science fiction world following the release of his novel about a family named Blackhole. The book’s summary includes the daughter, Tini Blackhole, managing to suck up a small but important quadrant of Gemini Galaxy. In response, members of Andromeda Galaxy appealed to the family patriarch, Dryst Blackhole, to intervene. But it was the matriarch, Dainty Blackhole, who explained the drama succinctly, “We suck.” The book was better than the movie.
When Roseanne Barr dies and is asked by God to sum up her life, she plans to say “It sucked.”
Roseanne Barr wouldn’t know a Lombardy Pudding Elk if it walked up and peed on her leg, according to St. Peter.
Anticipating future controversy, the State Bar of Hawaii announced in 2011 that Roseanne would be allowed to attend their functions but would not be allowed to drink alcohol at these events. In other words, Barr is barred from the Bar bar.
The State of Hawaii passed a law that if Roseanne Bar breaks the Bar bar bar, the Bar will not defend her.
Former Georgia Congressman Bob Barr has announced that if Barr breaks the Bar bar bar and the Hawaii Bar won’t defend her, nothing will bar him from doing so.
Former Georgia Congressman Bob Barr kilt him a Barr when he was only three. Unfortunately, it was Roseanne’s cousin Ronnie Barr, who came back from the dead.
Ronnie Barr was head of his local chapter of the NAACP, an avid supporter of Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election, and never posted a racist tweet - three things that are untrue about his more famous cousin.