Sheldon Cooper got the idea of KnockKnockKnock (insert name here), KnockKnockKnock (insert name here), KnockKnockKnock (insert name here) from his Finnish-Texan relatives.
Mr. Heckles, Monica and Rachel’s now deceased former downstairs neighbor plans on haunting Sheldon Cooper for stealing his KnockKnockKnock shtick. Sure Sheldon’s bit is him knocking on a door and calling out a person’s name and Heckles’ was more of a knocking on his ceiling when he was moderately annoyed by the upstairs neighbors’ self absorbed shenanigans, but hey, a job’s a job.
Broomsticks, long thought to have been designed for witches, actually were designed to rap on ceilings, when witches were said to get tired hoisting the things.
Broomstix Rapper is making a name as a great rapper, accompanied by the tapping of a broomstick. However, no information is available on this person, including his/her/its gender.
A Hollywood film starring that rapper was made and unsurprisingly flopped in non-urban markets, prompting the famous Variety headline “Hix Nix Broomstix Flix.”
The headline was written by the author of Asterix and Obelix.
Broomsticks are actually made from saplings that are trained to proliferate roots. Most brooms come from Broomfield, CO.
New York City people who ride brooms to work are now being offered a special introductory rate on their E-Z Passes. The campaign is using the songs of Broomstix Rapper to get attention, causing fans to complain that Broomstix has “sold out.”
New York City has failed to pay its reality tax one too many times, and will start ceasing to exist on Tuesdays, starting in September.
In a revenue generating effort, New York City is considering implementing an Alternate Reality Tax, any scientific discoveries, magical efforts, or supernatural phenomena that produce portals, teleportations, or any other transference into an alternate reality within the city limits would be taxed accordingly.
Following a NY State Appellate Court decision, guidelines for imposing a cease-and-de-exist for failure to pay the Reality Tax law were revised. The sentence in practice was incentivizing scofflaws.
Zombie Scofflaws are invading Manhattan even as I type this. (Glad I’m not there!)
Glad trash bags are not really glad. They exist merely to contain rotting waste and eventually decompose in some disgusting multi-acre landfill.There is nothing remotely positive about this and one cannot imagine any scenario in which the bag would be glad.
However, some of us are Glad Old Bags.
In his later years James Cagney, desperate for money, took up advertising for Glad trash bags. Singing and dancing to the tune “You’re a Grand Old Bag,” he made several commercials before he had to drop out after becoming sick with the Phartuccio cough.
James Cagney’s Hamlet was never released in the theaters. It was a musical, all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza in blackface.
James Cagney’s Hamlet was the inspiration for Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim’s West Side Story which was originally called Harlem Story and was done by all white actors in blackface. The number contrasting life in America with life in Africa was fantastic.
James Cagney was originally cast in West Side Story as one of the lead dancers. His character’s name was Dirty Rat. When the cast couldn’t stop giggling and snorting, Cagney shot several of them. He was fired from the cast and replaced by Charles Durning.
James Cagney’s niece is Sharon Gless, who went on star as Christine Cagney in Cagney & Lacey.
Alice Liddell Hargreaves would have five daughters: Alice, Cagney, Sharon, Lacey, and Tyne , and would forbid any of them to have any contact with Rev. Charles Dodgson, who she called “A dirty old man.”