Vulcans are vegetarian and if you’d ever had barbecued Sehlat, you’d understand why.
Sehlat spelled backwards is Thales. At least, it is in the original Klingon.
Official documents in Blawnox, Pa. are published in English, Spanish, French, Urdu and Klingon upon request of the citizenry. No one ever asks for anything but English and Klingon.
When the universal government decided to declare the one universal language, there only choices were English and Klingon. English won, and the sales of universal translators went up 147%.
Universal Translator was another failed superhero, as he had a penchant for not only translating words, but for reciting the entire etymology of said words, including variations, homonyms, heteronyms, antonyms, unclenyms, anagrams, and anapounds. His tenure was dramatically shortened when Hulk popped UT’s head off, saying “'Nuff said.”
At the last Avengers’ Cookout, Dr. Banner got into the bourbon and went completely overboard. As he’s a mean drunk, he kept shifting from green-skin and back until he finally passed out under a picnic table. For hours there were shouts of, “Hulk smashed!” followed by high-pitched giggles.
Before he passed out, Hulk managed to have sex with all of the Avengesr, several other party guests, and a cameo by Stan Lee. The next day, there was a run on men asking to be exposed to gamma rays at local laboratories.
Sadly, the annual Avengers Cookout is no more. The raucous and obscene superheroes aroused the ire of the neighborhood HOA which met in a secret midnight conclave and outlawed all cookouts. Nick Fury was so furious that he put his house up for sale.
Spider-Man has run afoul of the HOA as well as he constantly clashes with them over his award-winning garden. He was even once heard sighing “With great flowers come great hostility.”
Spider-Man was the neighborhood favorite at Hallowe’en as he would web the trees of anyone who asked–extra B-12 shots gave him a shorter “re-charge” time. Of course, the HOA made a stink over the number of kids caught in said trees.
The Said Tree is a leafy, deciduous species found in temperate climates across North America. It is well-known for its distinctive prattling whenever there is a breeze. The Singing Bush, made famous in the John Landis classic “Three Amigos” is a more musical Mexican variety of the Said Tree.
The Said Tree is more quotable, but the Money Tree is more valued among impoverished lumberjacks.
While the Money Tree is notoriously difficult to cultivate, farmers in the Alps, along the Swiss / Italian border, have had far more success growing a sister species, the Spaghetti Tree.
Attempts to cultivate the ancient Ravioli Tree (Arbori Ravioli Ravioli) based on the notes in Leonardo da Vinci’s diaries have failed to produce a living specimen, although there is reportedly a grove of Undead Ravioli Trees hidden deep in the Swiss Alps, lying in wait for any passing parmesan pesano.
The time or someone to develop the Ravioli Tree is long pasta due.
But beware of impastos.
That advice is smarter than the average beware.
Blues singer Koko B. Ware would never been seen without his colorful parrot Frankie. Ware is most famous for his song “Ghostbuster” which has no relation to the 1984 film or the 1970s Saturday morning TV show.
Actually, Blues singer Koko B. Ware was once seen without his colorful parrot, whoflew off while saying “Frankie Goes to Hollywood.”
Frankie eventually arrived in LA, emaciated and sickly from the long and arduous flight. He teamed up with a gangly, down-on-his-luck alley cat named Rudy. Frankie & Rudy eventually landed a weekly gig at a sketchy nightclub in West Hollywood.