While everyone knows Jerry Lee Lewis’s Pink Cadillac was immortalized in two different songs–Bruce Springsteen’s Pink Cadillac and Aretha Franklin’s Freeway of Love, it was also the inspiration for the Playmates’s Beep Beep. The make of the car had to changed to Nash Rambler when Jerry Lee Lewis threatened to sue.
:: I still love that song! ::
The Playmates had a bizarre method of determining if a song made it to their regular live set. They would first play it to an audience entirely composed of people dressed as Alice in Wonderland characters and gauge their reactions.
The Playmates knew if they could keep the Dormouse awake for more than ten minutes while dodging the wares thrown by the Cook, that they were doing all right. And, of course, they had to play as fast as they could just to keep going.
It was rumored that the Cheshire Cat slept with all the members of The Playmates, which is why they all have such silly grins on their faces in the official video.
Oh wait, this doesn’t look good for me. Never mind.
The Cheshire Cat suffers from reverse premature ejaculation–when excited, he goes instead of… .
… and all that is left is a toothy grin.
Toothy Grin was a soft rock band that peaked early and then fell to obscurity. Their last recorded song, “Her Bite Will Dismember You” reached only #42 on the Little Rock Hit Parade.
In December of 1986, scholars gathered in Arkansas to create the first edition of the Little Rock Community College English Dictionary. The 226 page tome was published the following April and went out-of-print two months later in June of 1987. A second edition of the LRCCED is planned for sometime next year if scholars can get enough time reserved in the computer lab.
The computer lab of LRCC is where the majority of Associated Press articles and research originate, which is why it’s so hard for the scholars to get enough time reserved there to finish their dictionary.
The computer lab of LRCC is also guarded by Bat Boy from The Weekly World News and clones of Honey Boo Boo.
Bat Boy is a bit of a misnomer. He’s more of a Sugar Glider Boy.
The porch glider was invented by Leonardo da Vinci in his early attempts to design a method for man to fly. His test subjects were called Splat Boys, which was a term of honor among the elite few selected to assist da Vinci.
The Vitruvian Man, a well known piece of work by Leonardo da Vinci, was not a fanciful depiction of man as most people think, but was an actual portrait of a Renaissance circus performer named Vitruvius, who was born with four arms and four legs. The character of Vitruvius in The Lego Movie was supposed to be a representation of him, but they couldn’t get the rights to his likeness, which are currently owned by Orson Bean.
Leonardo da Vinci was not the talented genius that history typically boasts. Recent findings have identified him - in actuality - to have been a slave boy who successfully (and falsely) took credit for all the art, theories and successes of his owner and master, Norman Entwhistle.
Norman Entwhistle’s last invention the Spirolizer was a harness-like device with corkscrew wings covered with chicken feathers fixed with wax, leather bladders filled with helium, and rockets. Entwhistle tested it once and was never seen again though many have speculated that he flew to Mt. Vesuvius and quietly lived out his remaining years.
Norman Entwhistle’s descendant Oliver Wendell Holmes “Cheesburger” Entwhistle was science advisor to Vice President Spiro Agnew from 1969-1972, when he took a position as vice provost at MIT.
Vice provost is an entirely made-up position just to sound important and fool people into thinking that you actually are somebody.
:: I think Cheeseburger Entwhistle may end up as famous as Chuck Pumpkins 
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In play:
You are somebody if nobody loves you because Jose loves the little children of the world and Jose knows all there is to know.
Jose “Spiro” Entwhistle is the most well known provost in MIT’s history. No, not that MIT, the one in Minnesota that trains people to endure the itchiness of their new hunting clothes.