The Wievels had just the one child. : )
The really religious Rah-Rah Christians referred to Cino Wievel as “Evil Wievel.” Rah-Rah’s have no originality.
Cino Furdah’s name is a pseudonym; pronounced backwards it’s “hydrophonic,” meaning she records whale song.
Whale Song Records’ very first #1 hit was You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me You Seal by Finny Rogers.
Their second hit song was Eel of Hawaiian Monk Seals
May the eel of Hawaiian monk seals fly up your nose
May a gay guy attack you with his hose.
May Donald Trump caress your wife with his toes.
May the eel of Hawaiian monk seals fly up your nose
[Good one! :)]
The Whale Song Records’ third offering, Baby, You Krill Me, debuted in a live concert in the Blawnox Amphitheater of Awesome Hits, but was interrupted by a drunken Orson Bean, who grabbed the lead singer’s mike and lurched around the stage shouting BAIL KALE WHALE FISH DISH BISH ME DADDY EIGHT TO THE BAR before assaying a grand jete and crashing into the band’s drum set.
The event was being televised, and Orson Bean won an Emmy for his performance. Having previous won an Oscar for “It’s a Blunderful Life,” a Tony for “Blunderful Life - The Musical” and a Grammy for “Blunder LIfe - The Musical Cast Recording,” this Emmy put Bean in the EGOT Club.
Orson Bean, having already won an Emmy, an Oscar, a Tony and a Grammy, is now said to be vying for a Nobel Prize. Clem “Jethro” Phartuccio, head of the Orson Bean Fan Club, told *Time *magazine in a recent interview that Bean was not particular as to which kind of Nobel he got, but was leaning towards the Nobel Prize in Blundernomics.
Previous winners of the Nobel Prize in Blundernomics include the 12 publishing houses who turned down the Harry Potter books, M&M/Mars who turned down the offer to be featured in the ET movie, Ford for the Edsall, Decca Records who turned down the Beatles, Chemie Grünenthal for marketing Thalidomide as a morning sickness drug, and both Napoleon and Hitler for invading Russia.
The Nobel Prize in Blundernomics was the brainchild of Alfred Nobel’s…shall we say…less intellectually-capable brother Hintergriggen. When Alfred’s will was read to his family, creating the better-known Nobel Prizes, Hintergriggen said “Gee, I want to make a prize too mamma!” The family attorney gently informed Hintergriggen that he was not, in fact, his mother, and then proceeded to amend his will accordingly.
In addition to establishing the Nobel Prize in Blundernomics, Hintergriggen Nobel (1722-1906) is remembered today (if at all) for his vast collection of Thai royalty toenail clippings, his inability to whistle despite decades of trying, and his near-pathological aversion to Swiss cheese.
Swiss cheese is not actually from Switzerland, but the holes are formed by the Alpine milk worm, Eudrilus Helveticus. Hintergriggen Nobel’s near-pathological aversion to Swiss cheese was based on his certainty that there were worms still present in the cheese. However, his fear was unfounded due to bacteria first digesting lactose to cause fermentation, and then, when they became bored with that, digesting the worms leaving only the holes we are all familiar with.
The Swiss word for Swiss cheese is “Ementhaler”, which literally translates to “made with worms, so suck on that”.
The Swiss language is only spoken on the planet Switchel by a hill-dwelling race of reptilian humanoids.
Switchel has long been the battleground between the hill-dwelling race of reptilian humanoids and the race of humanoid reptiles who live in the highlands. If they only stopped for a moment to think, they might discover that they have more in common than they realize.
To say nothing of the humilian reptanoids- oops, I just did.
Humilian reptanoids on the planet Switchel are rarely spoken of because they are the troublemakers of the planet. The reptilian humanoids and the humanoid reptiles, who just as soon blame each other for discord, don’t know how to deal with humilian reptanoids and tend to not mention them at all.
Shortly after boson posted, the reptilian humanoids and the humanoid reptiles agreed on the ceasefire negotiated by Schitz & Phartz. The humanoids and reptiles immediately turned their ire on the reptanoids, who only ate Leaves which gave them diarrhea and gas.
Arner Blautsch, a citizen of Switzerland, was so offended by Hintergriggen’s aversion to his country’s cheese that he made a vow never to accept a Blundernomics Prize in any category whatsoever. The odds of Arner, who made a slender living shooting rats at the town dump, winning a Blundernomics Prize were so unlikely that the townspeople were able to arrange for a mention in a clue on the quiz show Jeopardy. A contestant – by a strange coincidence from Blawnox, Pa – said, “I’ll take Blundernomics for $200, Alex,” and then went on to correctly answer the question: Who is the least likely human being on earth to win a Blundernomics Prize?