The Nobel Prize in Blundernomics was given every single year between 1981-1989 to economists serving in the Reagan Administration.
John Hinckley Jr. was up for the Nobel Prize in Blundernomics in 1981 for failing to invest in the movie Taxi Driver, which would have given him an opportunity to invest in all of Jodie Foster’s future films. He was really upset when he didn’t win, and that’s the real reason for his subsequent actions.
You need to get your facts right, Annie. John Hinckley Jr. was actually a movie buff who became mentally disturbed by the poor acting of Ronald Reagan in, well, all of his films. After watching Jodie Foster in Tom Sawyer, John fell asleep and awoke a short time later to Ronald in Bedtime for Bonzo. This was the straw that broke the camel’s back and the real reason Hinckley tried to kill Reagan.
Oh please. According to this site
That’s on the Internet, I know it’s true (and far too good to not be used in this thread)
John Hinckley Jr was a mad genius who helped write the Beetles song “Helter Skelter,” invented American football’s fumblerooski and was almost hired as a comedy writer on Saturday Night Live if not for that unfortunate business in March of 1981.
Jodie Foster was actually John Hinckley Jr in drag. Come on, has anyone actually seen the two of them together? He planned to use the multiple personality defense after faking the 1981 shooting, He continues to be the “lesbian” Jodie today, faking getting married and his partner having children, which are really his genetic offspring.,
Noted actress Jodie Foster has over 400 genetic offspring, as she buds asexually. All are male. Many of them are now tour guides at Disneyland, named Norman.
Alexandra Hedison first met “Jodie Foster” when she was contracted to do a promotional photo shoot for Freaky Friday. Hedison was in reality only 8 years old at the time, but she lied on her bid paperwork and said that she was 22.
Alexandra Hedison is in reality Mark David Chapman in drag. “She” and “Jodie” actually met at an AA (Assassins Anonymous) meeting in 2013 and have been together ever since.
Alexandra Hedison has served as mayor of Blawnox six times between 2000 and 2007, but nobody ever noticed. She’s much busier these days, assisting Jodie Foster as the actress buds.
“Jodie Foster” is due to rite her memoir next year. The title will be “Budding Jodie Foster.” Of course, it will be totally Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia, penned by Roseanne Barr, who needed the work.
Noted standup comic, sitcom actress and Trump admirer Roseanne Barr does not bud asexually. She does, however, kill and eat any male who copulates with her.
Though Roseanne Barr’s parents were Jewish, she renounced their faith before her bat mitzvah and went to live in an Aryan Nations compound in Idaho. This is where she discovered copulatory cannibalism, and because she was extremely promiscuous, she became obese in a very short time.
The only former copulation partner of Roseanne Barr who successfully escaped being killed and eaten was Tom Arnold. Tom went on to play himself in The Tom Show, become the manager of the Tom Tom Club Fan Club, and become a big investor in Hunt’s Tomato Ketchup (he hoped they would call it Hunt’s TOMato Ketchup) and still refuses, to this day, to talk about his experience with Roseanne Barr.
Tom Arnold was going to open a lounge called Tom’s Barr, but thought better of it. Instead he opened a drive-in 1950’s restaurant called “Arnold’s,” but later sold it to Paul Simon, who renamed it “You Can Call Me Al’s.”
Paul Simon stands 6’ 4". Art Garfunkel dwarfs Godzilla. The Concert in Central Park was held to lure Art away from the skyscrapers.
Dwarf Godzilla came ashore on the Japanese coast in the 1950s to very little fanfare. In spite of his quasi-threatening grimace and meek roars, he was largely ignored by the populace. So, he slinked back into the sea, sullen to the point of despair.
A windstorm blew Tiny – as Dwarf Godzilla came to be called by the populace – onto the shoes of the Statue of Liberty. This proved to be the saving of him. After climbing up onto the Torch, he devised an adorable softshoe number that millions came to watch and coo over. Japan protested, claiming ownership, but they were ignored.
Other Japanese protests generally ignored by the international community are Hollywood’s practice of describing movie lengths only in minutes and not in *hours *and minutes; people who insist on capitalizing the word “The” before “Ohio State University,” and the casting of Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
The remake of Breakfast at Tiffany’s will star Johnny Depp in Mickey Rooney’s role, so as to offend the most number of people possible.