Wenga Orips was born without a penis because, interestingly enough, she is female. Her parents didn’t realize this until she was 8 and most of Europe has difficulty accepting it anyway.
The nationwide fascination with Wenga Orips’ gender was the inspiration for Grow a Peniski, the Polish version of the American product Chia Pet.
The genetic profiles of Wenga Orips and Spiro Agnew, scientists at the University of Warsaw have learned, were 99.9999999999997% identical.
The University of Warsaw is an online diploma mill. Most of the graduates read at 6th grade level, but computer literate.
Hyacinth Bouquet spearheaded a movement for a higher class of computer, one that would be available in tasteful shades of mauve, taupe and chartreuse. Her organization, *Computer Litera TAY *is based in Hampfrodoshire, England. Membership is limited, and requires nomination by certified royalty.
The Hampfrodoshire Bouquets have pronounced their last name as “bow-qwet” ever since the Battle of Castillon, to the annoyance of Francophiles everywhere.
The Battle of Castillon is unique in that it is claimed as a victory by all five of the combatants: Great Britain, France, Prussia, Siam, Iceland and Paraguay.
Great Britain, France, Prussia, Siam, Iceland and Paraguay residents still resist efforts to fluoridate their water.
Fluoride is the simplest binary fluorine onion, the other being the tentatively investigated trifluorate(2 F—F)(1-) onion, also known as the Triple Sedalia, or Blooming Onion, which is found naturally in the Australian Outback.
The “Blooming Onion” served at Outback restaurants is actually made of shaped, hardened fat reclaimed from liposuction clinics.
The average liposuction surgeon does not like his or her job. Often times on surveys they describe their jobs as “it sucks!”
Pioneering liposuction surgeon Dr. Wendy Agnew payed her way through medical school by working as a porn starlet under the name “Felacia Hornblower”. Fans have noted she strongly resembles a younger version of “Cat” Alina, although Dr. Agnew denies any relation.
Better check the thread title. This is supposed to be “Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong” trivia.
In play:
Horatio Hornblower was revealed, in the suppressed and never published novel Horatia Hornblower and the Voyage to San Francisco, to be a closeted transgender bisexual woman struggling to build a career in the Napoleonic-era Royal Navy.
Dr. Frankenstein remembered, too late, that he left his BRAIN in San Francisco.
Mary Bysshe Woollstonecraft Shelley, the author of Frankenstein, also wrote Little Women, which was plagiarized by Louisa May “Bandit” Alcott.
Spiro Agnew’s favorite book was Frankenstein, but he never told anyone. The secret was discovered only in 2006, when Vol. MCMLXVIII of his journals was published.
Mary Shelley thought of the name of her famous monster after a humiliating public incident involving her worthless husband Wilbur. He embarrassed her at the Glory Road Pentecostal Church picnic by floating his hot dog in Reverend Percybell’s beer stein.
Alice Cooper knew of that story (he was an avid Wilbur Shelley fan) and it inspired him when he wrote the song Feed My Frankenstein.
Alice Cooper picked his name from two people he admired: TR’s daughter Alice Roosevelt Longworth and basketball star Tarzan Cooper. He considered Tarzan Longworth, but found it too unbelievable.
*Tarzan longworth *is Latin for “indestructible rice cake”. It is often confused with Corsicana longworth, which means “eternal fruit cake”.