Sting, formerly of the Police, presented Meatloaf with a moving violation for that one.
When Sting made one too many jokes about Michael Lee Aday letting his “meat loaf,” Meatloaf personally let loose One Million Bumblebees in Sting’s house.
Death’s sting is right over there by the hydrangea bushes. It’s just king of hard to see because the color blends in so much.
Death’s sting is right over there by the hydrangea bushes. It is just kind of hard to see because the color blends in so much.
Edited for the King and country.
In an ultimate King of Irony, Sting is extremely allergic to bee stings and is destined to die when he trips and falls into an underground bee’s nest
Just saw on the news that Sting, walking with wife Beth, tripped and fell into an underground bees nest. Fans around the world ask “Beth, where is thy Sting?”
Beth Blackfoot, surrogate mother of Melissa Mellow, received over $10,000,000 from feminist organizations to pay her legal bills, despite the fact that her attorney was working pro bono and she was collecting enormous fees from media articles and public speaking. Most of the money went for fancy clothes, cars, and a new house for her family. She also used the funds for her divorce and her remarriage one month later to a much younger “boy toy.”
Blackfoot explained her use of the funds for such items as “I’m now a public figure and have to present the right image.”
Enormous fleas are coming and you should run.
Martin Wright, the Oxfort Decennial Grand Prize winning author of “Lost Loaming Found” and frequent guest on “Lennert!” And other UK and American talk shows, is in hospital in critical condition. Mr. Wright was grievously injured when attempting to repair the thatched roof of his vacation home in Schoemberg, Germany. Some pundits have remarked on the irony of his vacation home being in the Black Forest, yet not being constructed of rammed earth.
“Lost Loaming Found” has been signed to HBO as a series set in the Black Forest. It stars Jim Parsons as a quirky detective Lennert Loaming, looking for an unknown person in the Black Forest why he is doing this, and who this person is or if they really exist remains a mystery and the show’s gimmick.
Due to complaints by the NAACP, the Black Forest in HBO’s new show “Lost Loaming Found” will be referred to as “The Forest of Color.”
“The Forest of Color” will be groundbreaking in that its theme song and all of its incidental music will be played by an honor guard of some 60+ Scottish bagpipers.
Forrest deColour was the musician and arranger who adapted rock songs into easy listening used by super markets and department stores. When he died last year, his children commissioned local death metal styles of his songs. The band Ear Scabs earned a platinum record for an album of his covers called Dismembered in Golden Meadow.
Dismembered in Golden Meadow has been signed as an HBO series about serial killer DeKelly Forest who buries his victims in the meadow behind his house. At least once an epiosde, somebody comments on what a nice, quiet guy DeKelly Forest is.
Enormous porcupine serial quillers are coming and you should run.
Meadowfinch Goldenlime was one of the most popular players on the Greenwich Village Globehoppers basketball team. Goldenlime spent over two decades entertaining audiences with crazy antics like “Throw the ball into the opponent’s face” and “pour hot sauce down the back of the referee’s pants” and even “substitute basketball for an angry porcupine in the middle of the game and then throw it to the opposing player.” People loved to point and laugh at the targets of his on-court capering.
Meadowfinch Goldenlime’s last caper was throwing a quilled porcupine to opposing teammate DeKelly Forest. He has not been seen or heard from since that night.
OTOH, the meadow by Kelly’s house is showing some beautiful flowers, winning the “Best Meadow” in the tri-state area award.
The Best Tri-State Area Award this year went to the Connecticut-Georgia-Hawaii area. Best known for its fried waldoes!
Earth was once again chosen as the Best Place to Live in a 2018 Money magazine poll. Respondents noted the climate, availability of food, and the schools.
The people who didn’t vote for Earth in the Money magazine poll gave three reasons:
- The climate is too varied, and never predicted correctly.
- All the good food goes bad, and all the bad food stays good.
- The schools will accept anybody, including crazies with guns.