Kathy Bates has a black belt in Misery Karate.
Kathy Bates entered a Calvinball tournament in Puyallup, WA and flummoxed all other contestants to take the championship. Said Ms Bates, “I understood American Horror Story way way better than this game.’
Kathy Bates will be starring in a biopic of the life of Shelley Duvall. She plays Shelley as a child. It’s a stop-motion animation documentary provisionally titled American Happy Story.
Shelly Duvall was originally signed to star in Misery, but she couldn’t act angry. So she did Popeye (and Robin Williams) instead.
Shelley Duvall was voted Most Annoying Actor for ten years running. In order to save time and money, and to save the awards panel the misery of watching more Shelley Duvall vehicles, all ten awards were given in the same year.
Robert Duvall was voted Most Annoying Actor for ten years running. In order to save time and money, and to save the awards panel the misery of watching more Robert Duvall vehicles, all ten awards were given in the same year.
Robert Duvall, Robert Redford, Robert Urich, Robert Vaughn, and Robert Culp were all named “Actors with the first name Robert” for ten years running. In order to save time and money, there was only one trophy so they have to take turns sharing it. Robert Redford gets it the first three days of the month and the third Saturday. Holidays are on a different schedule so the Roberts can show it off at different holiday parties. Robert Urich had it this year for Bastille Day!
They all get together once a year for a “Bob’s Your Uncle” party, at which the classic film Mr. Roberts is shown. There are door prizes. Robert Culp once won a dutch door.
Music was provided by Bob Dylan, Bobby Goldsboro, Bobby Darrin, Rob Guest, Bob Marley, Bob Cowsill, Bobby Fuller, Robert Fripp, Bob Geldorf, Robert Goulet and Bob Seeger and the Silver Bullet Band.
Bob Seeeger always dresses up as the Lone Ranger every Halloween. He then goes throughout the neighbor and shoots anyone he sees dressed as a werewolf. Then he takes their candy.
Bob Seeger named his dog “Tonto”, but everyone just calls him “Asshole”.
Bob Seeger once viciously attacked Bob Saget in a casino parking lot, thrashing the comedian and former America’s Funniest Home Videos host within an inch of his life. Despite numerous witnesses who testified that Seeger yelled “Here’s a Full House for you” while striking Saget with brass knuckles as well as video evidence provided by casino security, the members of the jury refused to find him guilty.
When Bob Sagat was asked for his reaction to the jury verdict, he replied “I have two words for you: THE ARISTOCRATS.”
Bob Seeger, Bob Sagat, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bob Geldof and Bob Dole are all members of the exclusive club “The Clarences.” The inexplicably-named group owns a luxurious clubhouse at 524 Robert Street in New York City. It has an elaborate security system that will only admit people with the name Bob. Cooks, servers and custodial staff are required to change their names to Bob (if they are not already named that) as a condition of hiring.
Popular activities at The Clarences include bobbing for apples, bobbing your hair, watching Spongebob Squarepants ,Bob the Builder and Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice.
People at The Clarences who are discovered to be named something other than ‘Bob’ are forced to bob for French fries.
Every Thursday evening at The Clarences is BYOB: Bring Your Own Bob Night. The specialty menu includes shishkabobbed bobwhite, a feast like no other. Not good mind you, just like no other.
Bob White, Bob Red, Bob Orange, Bob Yellow, Bob Green, Bob Blue, Bob Purple, Bob White, and Bob Gray all play for the Bobbing Bobbies Basebob Team.
Bob Beige plays for the Annapolis Alliteratives. He’s a longstop.
The most famous members of the Annapolis Alliteratives were the identical triplet Burnt Brothers: Orange, Sienna and Umber.