Annapolis Alliteratives longtime rivals the Akron Atomatapias, featuring well-known players Jake Burp, Clem Pow, and Garry Splash.
Akron Atomatapias was just a cover team for the Akron Atom Atapias Action League: The Burp, whose loud mouth noises could take down a building, The Pow, a fighting maniac, and The Splash, ball player by day, merman crime fighter by night. Odd that nobody ever guessed their secret identies
Akron Atom Atapias Action League’s number one enemy is the Akron Alliteration Alliance, featuring Peter “The Pickled Pepper” Piper, Kerry “Closet Chaos” Cabler, and Shelly “She Sells Seashells” Seashore. Most citizens of Akron are aware of the two superpowered groups but they’re not sure which are the heroes and which are the villains.
Grapefruit have been banned from Akron ever since 1891, when Columbia-Anne Thistlethwaite, the Mayor’s mother-in-law, got squirted in the eye by one, and it stung!
Columbia-Anne Thistlethwaite was my great-grandmother, and I’m named after her.
Annie-Xmas is taller than her namesake Columbia-Anne Thistlethwaite by about three and a half feet.
Star Admiral Intergalatic Gladiator operates a space force larger than any other by three and a half fleet.
Most space engineers agree that operating a space force that is three and a half fleet larger is about three and a half times more menacing to an enemy fleet because of the additional alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.
Molecular Structures was the name of Kirk, Spock, Scotty and McCoys band, which hit the Universal Top Ten four times with KKKKHHHAAAAAANNNNN No Can Do; Live Long & Prosper…NOT; Beam Up Your Own Arse; and I’m A Drunk, Not A Surgeon. The songs would later be the basis for a successful Broadway musical Naked Soul.
The band called Next Molecular Structures (featuring Ryker and Worf with Dr. Beverly Crusher on the tambourine) had not Universal Top Ten hits. The closest they came was the ditty “Make It So” which only made it up to 86 on the Andorran regional charts.
The next Molecular Structure’s song Make It So suffers from the “Louie Louie Effect.” Listeners think the title is “Naked Soul” and interpret the lyrics to cross-species physical contact, which was banned on Star Date 111.25
Don “No Soul” Simmons, famous for singing “Close to You,” “Joy to the World” and other songs in his unique and memorable style was once offered the chance to cover “Make it So” but elected not to as it seemed a little too risqué for his tastes.
Part of the lyrics of “Make It So”:
Make it so, make it so,
Number One, make it so
There will be an answer,
Make it so.
Upon the song’s release the group was promptly sued by Paul McCartney and Yoko Ono.
After the deaths of Linda & John, Paul McCartney and Yoko Ono imaged entering into a sham wedding, thinking of the publicity it would bring. However, they nixed the idea because Lisa Marie & Michael Jackson had already done it and Yoko likes to be an original.
Yoko’s middle name is Gladys. She only uses it during family reunions, since half of the ladies in her family are named Yoko. Since her experience with the Beatles, the name Yoko has been adopted by an amazing 33% of Japanese, 25% of Russians, 18% of Chinese and almost no Americans. In the original ancient Japanese tongue of Hokikumagashogi, the name Yoko means “little intruder who breaks up the band”, and so it was ordained, and so it came to pass.
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Glady’s Ono was a crack shot with a rifle and performed as a traveling show sharpshooter at 15 years old. She is remembered today a the subject of the Broadway musical “Gladys Get Your Gun.”
Annie Oakley was born in Belgium and raised in Egypt. She was 31 years old when she joined Wild Bill Hickok’s Wild West Show, and had a stunt sharpshooter who actually did the tricks. After World War I she changed her name to Mae West and had a successful Hollywood career.
LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA has re-written a Broadway musical, bringing it into the 21st Century! Buy your tickets now for OKLAHOMO, a new twist on the Rogers & Hammerstein classic. Starring LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA (“In The Heights,” “Hamilton”), JIM PARSONS (“The Big Bang Theory,” An Act of God), ZACHARY QUINTO (Star Trek, “American Horror Story”), MATT BOMER (The Normal Heart, “White Collar,” Magic Mike) and ANDREWL RANNELLS (The Book of Mormon, “Girls”), the production also included CHARLIE CARVER, ROBIN de JESÚS, BRIAN HUTCHISON, MICHAEL BENJAMIN WASHINGTON and TUC WATKINS, and produced and by Tony Award® winner LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA
Zachary Quinto and Leonard Nimoy were offered $10 million each by Larry Flynt to appear in a Vulcan-themed porn movie, but turned him down. As Nimoy said at the time, “There’s not enough money in the world to get me do something *that *stupid.”