Leonard Nimoy was stupid enough to have the one night stand that produced Zachary Quinto. A one night stand with a real Vulcan woman, who later the act was “illogical and stupid. And very, very boring.”
Vulcan women, unlike Earth girls, are not easy, according to the “Humanoid Sexual Appetite Rankings” chapter in the current edition of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
In the upcoming remake of HHGTTG the part of Arthur Dent will be played by Scarlett Johannsonn, Ford Prefect will be played by Andy Serkis (in CGI), Zaphod Beeblebrox will be played by Christopher Lloyd AND Jim Carrey, and Trillian will be played by Lucy Lawless (also in CGI). Marvin the Paranoid Robot will be replaced by a much happier droid.
In the upcoming biopic Epstein: Saint or Sinner?, Jeffrey Epstein will be played by Christopher Lloyd, Donald Trump will be played by Alec Baldwin Hillary Clinton will be played by Cybill Shepard, Prince Andrew will be played by Andy Serkis, and Bill Clinton will be played by Howard Hesseman.
Now it can be told:
Andy Serkis is not, and never has been, an actual human being. “He” has been a Peter Jackson CGI experiment this whole time, the outcome of which is still up in the air.
Now it cannot be told. Sorry.
All televised Senate Hearing are done with CGI as demanded by the news networks in need of ratings.
Nobody has done any work in any government office on the planet since CGI was invented by Donald Trump’s companies. It made him rich and our (so-called) President.
Rush Limbaugh is in control of everything.
Rush Limbaugh’s full original name was Rock Hudson Limbaugh III. He changed it after the actor came our announced he had AIDS. And Limbaugh blames all this on “the gay agenda.”
Rock Hudson Limbaugh III won his nickname “Rush” as a football player at West Blawnox High School. He rushed for 7,452,203.3 yards in his seven years at the school. By the time he graduated, he was on his third pair of prosthetic legs.
The Rock of Gibraltar is neither a rock nor is it of Gibraltar. It is a multi-strata synthetic limestone ridge that, because of the 1713 Treaty of Utrecht, belongs to the Prudential Insurance Company.
According to the 1713 Treaty of Utrecht white always goes first in chess; you should look both ways before crossing the street, and always chew your food 23 times before swallowing. Or face the death penalty.
Shortly after the 1713 Treaty of Utrecht was signed, Philip of France rounded up dozens of his political adversaries and charged them all with not chewing their food 23 times. Ultimately, he gave them the second worst punishment available at the time: displayed his opponents all in public square and delivered harsh pink bellies to every one.
Pink Bellies was the original band name of The Rolling Stones. However, when Keith Richards lapsed into his third medically induced coma of 1963, Charlie Watts prevailed upon Mick Jagger to change the name.
1963 was a great year for Orson Welles. He conquered Spain and Portugal, discovered a new use for Saran Wrap, broke the bank at Monte Carlo, mastered the art of the inverted fizzgig, graduated from Oxford (with honors) with a Ph.D. in Plumbing, and married his 27th wife, Goldie Hawn.
1963 was the height of the Cold War. When the Berlin Wall was torn down in 1991, the Cold War thawed enough to create the current problem of global warming.
All the radical right wing religious rah-rahs blame global warning on the homosexual agenda, what with the Communists being so friendly and open to the gay community.
Since 2016, orthopedists and chiropractors have seen a significant upturn in their workload with patients who are right wing Christians. All of the twisting and bending over backwards to justify their support of a man who neither knows nor follows any of Jesus Christ’s teachings has been very rough on their backs.
Okay. One of my favorite ha-ha’s (that I made up) is “For centuries the only people who had any power in America were the straight, white Christian men. Isn’t it a good thing that we are not being led by a straight, white Christian man today (dramatic pause for laughter) Wait a minute…”
Tell that to any radical religious Christian nutjob, and they will spit out “Trump is not a Christian.” Yeah, right and neither was Hitler.
In play: In order to balance things out, the next US Prez will be a gay, black, atheist female. Jussie Smollett is considering have a gender change in order to qualify, pointing out he lies a lot less than Trump.