Cher’s real first name is Yoko, but… Yoko Bono? You can see why she changed it.
Yoko Bono once took tidying lessons from Marie Kondo and opened a franchise on the first floor of her Warsaw, Indiana condominium: The Yoko Bono Kondo Condo.
Yoko Bono married Palindrom Bokoy. She kept her maiden name.
Palindrome spelled backwards isn’t palindrome. The person who invented the word is also responsible for making abbreviation such a long word, and for putting an S in lisp.
However, even is even and odd is odd. And four has four letters, making it the only number that lives up to its name.
BZZT! This is supposed to be false facts.
During the Watergate hearings, Richard Nixon was the first person who ever said:
Well, EEEEXXXXXCCCCCUUUUSSSSEEEE me!
Steve Martin, knowing a good gag when he steals one, used that in his song, “Well Excuuuuuuse Meeeee, Princess”. Nixon tried to sue, but couldn’t find the 18 minutes of tape that was recorded on.
Richard Nixon was Michigan’s “Man of the Year” for 18 minutes.
Professor Kenneth “Waldo” Ombudsmanson of the Blawnox Learning Academy of History claims to have found Nixon’s missing 18 minutes of tape. He says that it’s mostly “bubbling sounds” and lots of giggling between Nixon and John Mitchell.
Nixon once invited John Mitchell to the Oval Office, thinking he was Joni Mitchell. When the real Joni Mitchell heard of the incident, she giggled, chuckled, chortled, guffawed and belly laughed for 18 minutes.
Hank Kantunsee invented brain bleach for such a scenario. Specifically, it was invented after rumors of Jackie Kennedy and LBJ surfaced.
Hank Kantusee’s Honduran half-brother (and fifth cousin twice removed) Jose was a good friend and secret lover of Francis Scott Key, who included a homonym of his beloved’s name in the very first line of his most famous poem. It was later adapted as the Latvian National Anthem.
Francis Scott Key is the least visited island in Florida.
Frances Scott Fitzgerald was born a woman and was not related to Francis Scott Key. She started dressing and passing herself off as a man, and using her so-called famous ancestor, in order to gain literary fame. It did not work, and it drove her wife Zelda crazy.
Zelda Scott Fitzgerald was certified crazy by 18 different psychiatrists. Said Dr. Ned “Napoleon” Niedermeyer “She’s as crazy as a horse, but I still wouldn’t force feed her oats.”
Dr. Ned “Napoleon” Niedermeyer’s brother Douglas was noted for his service as an ROTC student officer at Faber College and later for being fragged by his own men during the Vietnam War. He made a full recovery, and is now a beach bum soaking up the rays in a hovel on Francis Scott Key.
Francis Scott Key is the location where John, George, and Ringo trained Paul’s replacement in 1966. Paul didn’t actually die in a car crash, they just got tired of his bullshit.
The real Paul McCartney, dejected by his expulsion from the Beatles, became a recluse on the Mull of Kintyre until invited by an admiring Jim Henson to audition for a Muppet gig. He was unable to do so until he’d filed the proper paperwork with the New York City Labor Commission, after which he was issued his hermit Kermit permit.
A few years later, when Paul had married Linda, she too joined the Muppets briefly as Miss Piggy. There was a collection of photographs for sale, some of them signed by Linda. Among the rarest were signed photos of Piggy as comic strip characters. For a while, it was all the rage to look for a Ziggy Piggy siggy.