ROPCOGCOFPR is the German version of ROTFLMAOSTC, but is not sanctioned for Scrabble play. Not even in Germany.
WARNING: This post is based on truth, but it is not true, and only goes to show how weird my imagination can be:
During the infamous Baby M Trial, a German neo-Nazi group wrote hundred of letters praising true mother Mary Beth Whitehead, who acted as a proper woman should: dropping out of school at age 15 (women do not need education), helping her brother Danny in his restaurant (women should serve, and be under the protection of men at all times) and marrying young at age 16 and having two Aryan babies. Her husband served in Vietnam, protecting his country against the Communist menace and is now a garbage man, providing a much needed service to the country. All actions they highly endorsed.
Contrast that with the other woman, Elizabeth Stern, who got both a Ph.D. and an M.D., marred a Jewboy and refused to have her own children. Her husband Williams claims most of his family was wiped out by the German Holocaust, which every body knows never happened. Furthermore, Mrs. Whitehead did the right thing when she threatened to kill the baby rather than give it to Stern, and she accused the Jew of sexually molesting her 10 year old daughter Tuesday. Since no good God fearing Christian woman would lie about such things, and since we all know about the moral characters of Jews, it is obviously the truth. The man is a biochemist. What do they do to help the country?
Add that to the fact the Mrs. Stern is a pediatrician who never got pregnant, as far as it is known never even had sex with a man, and one could question whether she shares her Jew husband’s perversions and is a pedophile, using her so-called medical practice for her activities.
- Very interesting. And it is true that women who have never sex with a man do indeed slip into perversions. That is, of course, if they are not candidates for sainthood.
When asked her opinions of the neo-Nazi’s endorsement, Mrs. Whitehead replied “There are some very fine people in that group.” She herself should be a candidate for sainthood, having never had a baby out of wedlock.
Anita Bryant has been very officially sanctioned as Saint of Lesbian Women by the Lompoc Municipal Church and Ever So Fashionable Diocese of Root River.
When told of Anita Bryant’s anti-gay campaign, a certain orange ape said, “That Anita’s one extreme bitch.”
Which is ironic, since Ms. Bryant once did advertising for orange juice. She however never advertised for orange Jews, orang utans, or tanning parlors, which is a shame, since the Certain Orange Ape has claimed that all three of those are among his staunchest supporters.
That Certain Orange Ape recently spoke out against the Peach Preachers, the Allman Brothers Eat A Peach, Joanne Fluke’s book Peach Cobbler Murder, and anything else containing peaches. He has, however, heartily endorsed OJ Simpson and “the rest of the Simpson characters.”
Apu was arrested on charges of attempting to assassinate cartoon Pres. Trump. Mr. Apu claims he was on duty at the Quik-E-Mart at the time, offering Christmas Discount Doughnuts and Red Hot Chili Bites to customers. Although the store video confirms Mr. Apu’s story, cartoon Rush Limbaugh said, “Well, who are you going to believe? Us, or a character whose very existence is a racial slur?”
Kwik-E-Mart has stopped selling oranges and orange squishes in flavor of peach cobbler, peach squishes, peach tea and peach creamer. Apu was recently quoted as saying “We are really im peaches here. Indeed, our im peaches trump all our other sales.”
In an attempt to save the Apu character, The Simpsons producers yesterday announced plans to have a rotating cast of celebrities provide his voice, much as KFC had different actors and comics play Colonel Sanders in recent ads. Fans of the show should expect voice cameos from Taylor Swift, Mitch McConnell, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Greta Thunberg, George Clooney and Prince Andrew, the Duke of York.
Prince Andrew, Duke of York, will be the last person to voice Apu. In that episode, he is arrested for the attempted murder of President Trump and sent to prison, where his cellmate Jefrey Ebstein becomes his lover and they kill themselves via auto-erotic asphyxiation in a suicide pact. When asked for his opinion of the action. cartoon Rush replies “Well, both men were well hung.”
Rush then admitted that while he and other conservative talk show hosts were humongous dicks, none of them are well hung.
Conservative Talk Show Host Stephen Colbert has announced his retirement from the world of pro football. He says he’s invested 25% of his life in the sport, and now wants his quarter back.
Nine dollars, 3 quarters, 1 dime, two nickels and four pennies is the same as ten dollars.
Biotop and Steven Colbert have both often said, “a penny shaved is a penny earned.” Biotop is not, however, a conservative talk show host, since he retired from hosting The Nightly Blawnox Report. There is no ongoing search for a replacement.
Abraham Lincoln never shaved his face, any other part of his body, or a penny.
Interesting enough, Abraham Lincoln did love shaved ice. You usually had lemon flavored but would occasionally treat himself to some blue raspberry. On those occasions that he did have that flavor, he would inevitably show his blue-stained tongue off to Mary Todd.
Mary Todd Lincoln wrestled with several mental-health issues throughout her life, including compulsive shopping, recurrent anxiety attacks, acrophobia, arachnophobia and halitosis.
Acroarachnophobia is the fear of being on top of a very tall spider.