Made up quotes by fictional characters

Cafe Society
1

Vash the Stampede (Trigun):
“Do you have any ammunition for a biomumetic arm?”
“My doctor says I get my next surgery free!”

Yajirō Kojima (Grenadier):
“Why yes, I am gay. Why do you ask?”

Sauron:
“I’ve got my eye on you!”

Sherlock Holmes:
To Moriarty: “I Know you are, but what am I?”

2

Doctor Octopus: “I may have tentacles, and I may be a monster, but I am not a tentacle monster!”

Bilbo Baggins: " Did you just call me ‘thief’?! Really. And just how much of that gold that you are sitting on came from your wages, Sir Dragon?"

And Bilbo was never seen again