Well, seeing as how I personally don’t eat pie, I’m contemplating changing it to “If come, bring beer”. But I’m guessing TeaElle’s pies and cakes might go over well with with the other folks; I really need more of a draw than “beautiful foliage” and pie might work. 
'Course it seems like all some folks need is other Dopers.
Wow. That is twisted! I love it! If I do, indeed, host a fest this fall and it works out, maybe I’ll talk to him about doing that sometime in the future.
You need to go bra shopping?
See? This is exactly the kind of crap I was referring to! 
They’re not a good thing. When they’re bigger than your head, they’ve clearly got to go.