“Given the choice of two evils, I’ll take the one I’ve not tried before.”
Sums up this year very nicely, doesn’t it? 
“No! Don’t shoot! That is NOT a pistol in my pocket!”
Well, if Trump were to win, an appropriate tabloid headline would be
AMERICA SAYS FUCK IT!
Her?
*One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don’t go into government. *
Donald Trump
Not really, in that one of the candidates is perfectly normal politician and the other is a performance artist.
Okay, behind this door is “kinky sex” and behind this other door is “suicide by drinking bleach,” and I know you’ve done kinky sex before.
Hilary is not evil. For being an uppity woman she has received the most biased press coverage of any public figure I can recall. Undeserved coverage, I might add. I just got my absentee ballot yesterday and am about to fill it out. Will happily vote for Tammy Duckworth too and, hopefully, for an unknown Democratic candidate for HR.
More MPSIMS than anything else.
Off we go!
They told me in America, anyone can become president. Really scary when you discover how true that is.