EXT THE EDGE OF THE CORNFIELD - DAWN OF DAY ONE
Overhead shot of the group, 27 strong, seated in a circle at the edge of the cornfield. Close on a few nervous faces. Someone’s eyelid twitches. Everyone looks strained, sweaty, and irritated. They have been arguing for some time. The silence is suddenly broken by a familiar, guttural voice.
HOOPY FROOD’S VOICE
God, the tension is killing me!
Pan to: HOOPY FROOD’s head, laying on its side just outside the murderous cornfield, where it has rolled to rest on his small pink towel.
HOOPY’S HEAD
Throw someone else into the cornfield already!
SOME GUY
Isn’t there some way to shut that guy up? He’s dead, for Pete’s sake!
SOME OTHER GUY
There’s a wood chipper out behind the cabin.
Cut to: the woodchipper. HOOPY’S HEAD looks down into it.
HOOPY’S HEAD
Hey, guys, let’s not get crazy about this, I mean, come on now, I’m a decent guy, look, I like puppies, my heart’s in the right place - well, my heart’s out in the cornfield, but my carotid artery’s in the right place, ha ha, see what I did there? - come on guyyyyyyysssss…
He trails off as they toss his head into the wood chipper. There is a terrible racket, and a considerable amount of blood and gore sprays the onlookers. They don’t seem particularly fazed. After a moment, there is the sound of METAL GRINDING, and the wood chipper comes to a halt.
SOME GUY
We broke it.
SOME GIRL
What are we going to do with the next one?
SOME GUY
Guess we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. Now, enough talk.
They all look toward the cornfield
SOME GUY
Let’s start talking.
TITLE CARD: DAY ONE: DAWN… OF THE DEAD
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