Fine. We zombies will simply sit in the graveyard, tantalised by the whooping, cheering and (frankly undignified) begging noises, until we are drawn in to the light, warmth and music…
Braaaiiiins!
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
Watch out MHaye: That might be rotting ghostly flesh in a little bit, if your packmates don’t eat the Necro tonight.
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Have you any idea how lonely it is being a ghost when all your packsisters are off looking for brains?
Besides, that’s what Purify Food and Drink is for. 
Hey. I don’t dance naked.
For free, anyway.
I demand a drink.
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
Drink of the night: The Revelation. Chilled sparkling water, lightly tainted with the blood of innocents.
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Hm. It doesn’t have alcohol?
But still.
Pwease? we can haz drinkses?
smuggles a bottle of Patron into the bar
[QUOTE=ShadowFacts]
Semi? We could be dead tomorrow - forget semi!
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Hey, I’m a fair witch. And I think we can solve all of these problems with one fell swoop.
Shadow: you’re Zoggie’s replacement as barback for tonight. And your sole job will be to keep our entertainers liquored up! Now let’s party!
Hmmm… what music to play? A little James Taylor perhaps?
:: plays ‘Our Town’ on the jukebox::
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
Hey, I’m a fair witch. And I think we can solve all of these problems with one fell swoop.
Shadow: you’re Zoggie’s replacement as barback for tonight. And your sole job will be to keep our entertainers liquored up! Now let’s party!
Hmmm… what music to play? A little James Taylor perhaps?
:: plays ‘Our Town’ on the jukebox::
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Aaagggh!!! An edit!!! BURN THAT WITCH!!!
You want me to dance naked to JAMES TAYLOR? :: horrified look ::
I know I’m dead and all, but can I ghost in to see the naked cage dancing? Pweeese?
No other posts toNight, too busy failing my 3-D modeling class. 
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee]
You want me to dance naked to JAMES TAYLOR? :: horrified look ::
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Good point. He doens’t really get the bits a jigglin’ does he? Suggestions?
You can get your ghostly self up into the cage, too, if you like. 
How about ghost karoke?
grabs a mic and starts to sing
ooo eee ooo ahhh ahhh ting tang walla-walla bing bang!
[QUOTE=Idle Thoughts]
How about ghost karoke?
grabs a mic and starts to sing
ooo eee ooo ahhh ahhh ting tang walla-walla bing bang!
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What’s that Idle? I think youneed to turn the mic up.
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
Drink of the night: The Revelation. Chilled sparkling water, lightly tainted with the blood of innocents.
[/QUOTE]
Thanks Diomedes, that’s my favourite. Just hold the water ok.
[QUOTE=Idle Thoughts]
How about ghost karoke?
grabs a mic and starts to sing
ooo eee ooo ahhh ahhh ting tang walla-walla bing bang!
[/QUOTE]
Oh yes, the bits are jigglin’ now!
This post is in honor of not dropping to page 2 and for almost being to 2000 posts 
This cage is getting kinda crowded. I think we should start making out.
What?
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee]
This cage is getting kinda crowded. I think we should start making out.
What?
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You mean making out an escape plan? Good idea, I’ll get right on it…
Good thing the only cop in town is dead. Otherwise, they’d take my liquor license for sure.
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee]
This cage is getting kinda crowded. I think we should start making out.
What?
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Wouldn’t that be both bestiality and necrophilia?