Fine. We zombies will simply sit in the graveyard, tantalised by the whooping, cheering and (frankly undignified) begging noises, until we are drawn in to the light, warmth and music…
Braaaiiiins!
Have you any idea how lonely it is being a ghost when all your packsisters are off looking for brains?
Besides, that’s what Purify Food and Drink is for. 
Hey. I don’t dance naked.
For free, anyway.
I demand a drink.
Hm. It doesn’t have alcohol?
But still.
Pwease? we can haz drinkses?
smuggles a bottle of Patron into the bar
Hey, I’m a fair witch. And I think we can solve all of these problems with one fell swoop.
Shadow: you’re Zoggie’s replacement as barback for tonight. And your sole job will be to keep our entertainers liquored up! Now let’s party!
Hmmm… what music to play? A little James Taylor perhaps?
:: plays ‘Our Town’ on the jukebox::
Aaagggh!!! An edit!!! BURN THAT WITCH!!!
You want me to dance naked to JAMES TAYLOR? :: horrified look ::
I know I’m dead and all, but can I ghost in to see the naked cage dancing? Pweeese?
No other posts toNight, too busy failing my 3-D modeling class. 
Good point. He doens’t really get the bits a jigglin’ does he? Suggestions?
You can get your ghostly self up into the cage, too, if you like. 
How about ghost karoke?
grabs a mic and starts to sing
ooo eee ooo ahhh ahhh ting tang walla-walla bing bang!
What’s that Idle? I think youneed to turn the mic up.
Thanks Diomedes, that’s my favourite. Just hold the water ok.
Oh yes, the bits are jigglin’ now!
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This cage is getting kinda crowded. I think we should start making out.
What?
You mean making out an escape plan? Good idea, I’ll get right on it…
Good thing the only cop in town is dead. Otherwise, they’d take my liquor license for sure.
Wouldn’t that be both bestiality and necrophilia?