Mafia V: The Cult of Sekham

When you want a change from Air Supply, sing the Monkees?

I’ve had that song running through my head since I read the list of roles… exxcept when involved in a discussion of dwarven beards and ZZ Top.

Wow…I’ve very impressed. I didn’t think we’d make it to post #200 before someone mentioned either I’m A Believer or Love Removal Machine

…THAT’S IT!

staples Hal’s lips shut with horseshoe nails

Some of us are trying to drink here. You’ll just have to use a straw.

removes plugs from ears

Thanks, Zeriel.

Bartender, vodka tonic with extra lime, please. And some tuna. And a lint brush if you have one, Hal’s singing made the Psychic Cat start shedding.

See what you did now, Hal?

makes no mention of the fact that he was singing as well

[slightly off game although since it’s Night I think that’s debateable]That reminds me, Hal Briston–I see to recall reading you and your wife enjoy the movie 10 Things I Hate About You?

I LOVE that movie. Proud owner of a copy.

“Why do you have to be from Planet Loser?”[/SOGASINITTD]
“Better than being from the Planet Look At Me Look At Me Look At Me”

Mmmph! Moo mink mis’ll mop me?

Mow mime mosd min muv mnd my mon’t mow much
Mus my minkming mumoud mnd mell mout muv much?
Mut mime mack mon my meet mnd meamer moo me mutt moo manmed!!

grabs MonkeyMensch out of the crowd at the bar and drags him to the mic-stand for impromptu Karaoke Night duet

Hey Hey we’re the Monkeeeeeees
And people say we monkey around
But we’re too busy singin’
To put anybody doooooooown!

We’re just tryin to be friendly!
… ::blinks:::
…what?

Come on everybody! Sing-along!

Hockey Monkey dances off her current funk and proceeds to get highly intoxicated

… **MonkeyMensch **has been substituted by zuma

Hey, I like those songs! un-staples Hal’s lips

Does Hockey Monkey need to be cut-off?

hic I knew hic that! I can’t hic do a monkey duet hic with zuma!

Perhaps…hic

The only way I am going to make it through this impromptu karaoke is by having my medicine.

Barkeep, 3 shots of tequila please.

Hi, We’re here today at Nairu’s Temple, where we’ve switched Hockey Monkey’s regular MonkeyMensch with zuma crystals. Let’s see if she notices the difference!

I think we just need to get zuma to change his name to Monkeyzuma.

Bartender, another round, please. With a shot of Jager if you have it. This sure is a long Night. Wonder why those scummy Cultists are taking so long…

Dammit, Kat, you’re dead. And evil. In the name of Nairu I sez GET OUT. sprays Kat with precious, precious water

I’m alive. I think. I see Kat’s dead so I guess I’m alive in the game too…

Sorry about the spaz out, will try not to do it again.

Tons to read over :frowning:

Or is she not? That was a woosh for those of us who’ve been hiding under the covers, was it not? Sorry. Will go read now.

No more courtesy peanuts for Zeriel

Sorry, Scuba.

Will go continue reading so I have half an idea what’s going on tomorrow.

Are alchemists good at mixing cocktails? I could use a hand here!