Make like a _______ and _______.

Join Date: Feb 2017

That’s was worth waiting 13 years for.

Thanks for joining.

Make like a mohel and tip off.
Make like an equilibrium and punctuate.
Make like Curtis Granderson and strike out.
Make like Elijah and … holy crap!

Make like a Diana Ross impersonator and moonwalk

Make like “Verbal” and fake limp

Make like John Cleese and silly walk

Make like Tiny Tim and tiptoe through the tulips

Make like Dr. Strangelove and…walk!

The father of a friend of mine was very fond of borrowing the instructions on the top of vacuum-sealed jars of jam - he’d say “Let’s pierce with a pin” and you were supposed to understand the rest - “and push off”.

Make like a duck and quack!

I know, but it was the first thing I thought of!

Make like a bread truck and haul buns

Make like a prom dress and take off

Make like a distant consumptive and far cough.

Make like a Christian Sexual Conversion Therapist and de-camp.

Make like a pit crew and retire.

Make like a bakery truck and haul buns.

ETA: Ninja’d!
Well, since I’m here, I’ll mention how I like the Cheech and Chong one (“split this joint”) – new to me, so this zombie resurrection was worthwhile.

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it!