I could say I was a Clinical Re-animation Specialist. (I brought people back from the brink of death.)
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I’ll start calling myself Application Technician and you design me something that gets me to Tokyo from San Francisco and back in under two hours (alive, happy and intact).
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Sorry, we refer international route designs to our Grand Poobah of Awesome. I only deal with domestic routes. 
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I was with you until you said ‘computer’ as if computer engineers are not real engineers…
Computer engineers are real engineers…
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Yes, I know, it is just such a delightful button to push. In fact, there is an old pit thread on this topic that I was gleefully involved in that all of you Logic Interface Data Redistribution Architects got all riled up in.
Assistant to the Vice President in charge of things that begin with the letter “Q”.
I work in Information Distribution and Retention Analysis. I specialize in Rubric Design.
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I’m an Erotic Engineer. 
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Although I have never met you, (IIRC from your previous posts and, dear OG, I apologize if I’m wrong…) I would bet that you specialize in personal-sized wood and canvas tent engineering.