I’m extending my offer to sponsor 4 non-trollish dopers, regardless of whether I know you or like you. Just no “Jewish Conspricy!!1!1!1” threads in your history, please 
E-mail is WolfEye27@aol.com
I have the $5, but I don’t have a credit card or Paypal. I’d appreciate it if some fine doper would e-mail me his/her address so I can snail a money order.
My e-mail is patrick_carr@hotmail.com
Thanks in advance.
Thanks to everyone who responded to my request, especially those outside NZ who said such nice things about Kiwis! I’m definately glad I’m sticking around. 
Just testing to see what my user title is.
Hmm. I think it’s guest.
Damn. I mean, I’m all for having it be pay to post if it helps…but that will erase me from the boards after the deadline…kicks stone
I am willing to sponsor two memberships for the first year. Email me with all the info to do it. I don’t want money and I especially don’t want to be thanked on the board. I just want to help out a couple of dopers who could use the help.
As with a couple of others, I have no credit card, cannot use PayPal and don’t want to disappear into the aether come the 21st of April, so I’m asking for help.
I can and will repay a UKian who subs me in at $5. Paying back an American will be harder and uneconomical to do in money - it’d cost about $8 in charges and postage to send a $5 order - but something else can be arranged if you want.
I’ll repeat my earlier offer to sponsor up to twenty people. Just e-mail me and we’ll work out the details (ifthengoto@yahoo.com).
Count me in as someone willing to help out. I can afford to cover the cost of a couple of Dopers (eh, who needs to eat, anyway? ) who’re short this month, and anyone who can mail me the dough.
Someone took me up on my offer, but since youse have all been so generous, the user decided to take advantage of another Doper’s kindness.
The elmwood Foundation, as well as being proud sponsors of All Things Considered, Fresh Air and The Diane Rheem Show*, will sponsor four needy Dopers who want to remain active participants of this online community. One year, to Dopers# who are preferably, but not necessarily ourside of the US.
- well, not really, but we can at least afford Dopers.
excluding known board invaders and trolls.
Has anyone that has asked for assistance in this thread NOT gotten a reply yet?
I just want to make sure we get everyone who needs it.
Please repost if you haven’t.
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As a humble college student, I’m somewhat nervous about posting, but simultaneously, I don’t want to send any beggar-sounding e-mails.
So, short and simple, I’m eeking out my existence on college loans and government help. Though I can’t guarantee my creative worthiness in posting in the future, if anyone would be so kind as to sponsor my stay here, I would appreciate it very much.
E-mail is publicly available. =)
I can sponsor 3 or 4 people for the year. And I can register via Paypal for anyone lacking the means to do so themself. My email is available through the board here, just put SDMB in the subject.
Mark me as another who has the $$ but no credit card or paypal account.
Can some generous soul provide my money to the Reader for me? I will gladly pick up the cost of another person, if that makes it more enticing.
Please email x y z p d g 1 3 1 3 at yahoo dot com (remove gratuitous spaces and all).
All the good names were taken, in case you’re wondering
I, too, am in the no cc/pay pal account boat.
I will glady mail the cash to anyone willing to assist me. I will also throw in an extra fiver for your troubles, or sponsorship, or whatever you like.
My email is in my profile for anyone interested in helping out.
If anybody would care to sponsor a UKer who loves the board but has no credit card, or indeed credit, I would be extremely grateful. The SMDB is unique, I’d very much like to stay a part of it.
I could use a sponsorship. I’ve pretty much tied up all my discretionay cash in this business, so for the 6 weeks or so, I’m on a really tight budget. I’m also willing to repay via snail mail after that period.
Dave, if you haven’t already been taken care of, I’d be glad to take care of this for you. We’ve known each other too long for me to let this request go by unfulfiled. No need to worry about repayment. Drop me a line and I’ll get it taken care of. Email is in the profile.
I’ll try to find some time to write some thoughts about Serum Powder some time soon. The more I think about it the more I like it and see its potential.
Enjoy,
Steven
I can sponsor one person. You can email me at liirogue@hotmail.com
Please put SDMB in the subject line.
I will sponsor you, Aldiboronti. Contact me by PM at PhilosophyForums.
I’m willing to make a trade for anyone that is having trouble signing up, either due to methods of payment or lack of cash.
I’ll help out by covering the $4.95 in exchange for something interesting from where ever you are. A cool postcard, a menu from a local restaurant that you really like, a flier from the northern most indian restaurant in the world. Anything that can be easily mailed by you in exchange. (I’m located smack dab in the middle of North America, any where else is interesting). 
We both win. You get to sign up at SDMB, I get stuff in the mail that’s more interesting then my bills.
Check out my profile for an email address.