Am I the only one who was picturing a man with a walnut stuck on his wang from this thread title?
No, pbbth you certainly were not! I was extremely curious to find out how on earth this guy thought that a wal-pea-brazil nut would be an effective masturbatory aid.
I got my penis stuck in a nut one time-true story.
The alimony alone cost me 45K.
I was picturing a walnut and some sort of masturbation scenario gone horribly awry.
I was thinking more of an acorn type thing. But essentially yeah. . . I’m not decided if the story was more disappointing than my original thought or not.