… a hexnut-type nut, apparently.
I’m still trying to figure out how this was supposed to lengthen it. Dude, you’re already engaged – you don’t have to try to improve things.
I suspect his activities had nothing to do with penis alterations, and the explanation is a smokescreen. But what do I know?
Maybe he wanted to get screwed.
So he went to the ER to bust a nut?
I slightly misunderstood the thread title and thought someone had told him to Go F*** Himself, which he did.
Seriously though, he’s a welder and he got his member stuck in a steel hex nut. He’s too much of a badass for me to mess with.
Aw, nuts.
Sometimes you steel like a nut, sometimes you joint.
Steampunk cock ring?
Gives new meaning to the term “fucknut”.
The literal meaning in action!! Yes!
There once was a man named Dizzy McGuinness
Who was cursed through life with a corkscrew penis
All through his life he searched for a honey
Who was cursed through life with a corkscrew cunny
Find her he did, but he ended up dead
'Cause the goddamned girl had a left-handed thread
No, my junior high years were not wasted at all, why do you ask?
Fear me, for I have Entered The Octagon.
WAG is that he thought the weight would stretch it. Weights are used in foreskin reconstruction.
Ever read Modern Primitives?
“Hey! You got your nut on my penis!”
“Hey! You got your penis in my nut!”
I was thinking coconut.
How did he get it off?
He unscrewed it.
Something like that’s gotta be embarrassing, and word of stuff like that gets around fast. I wouldn’t wanna stick around my down after that – if I were him, the second I was free to go, I’d bolt.
What?? Come on, his reputation is basically screwed, and I certainly wouldn’t wanna lug around that kinda stigma.
If that’s the case, I really don’t want to know what he was really doing. If you have to use “I was trying to lengthen my penis” as a cover story because the truth is even more embarrassing, then yeah.
I guess that’s one way to make sure you get to bust a nut before you have to pull out. I bet he’ll use the withdrawal method in the future though.
Enjoy,
Steven
My first guess was he was sticking it in that sprinkler rainbow conspiracy lady.
Yeah, I bet he really felt the [insert pun]
*bolt, brace, bracket, buckle, button, catch, clamp, clasp, clip, cotter pin, hasp, latch, leash, lock, nail, nut, padlock, peg, pin, rivet, screw, snap, staple, strap, stud, tack, toggle bolt, velcro, zipper