I only do that when I’m faking one for the girlfriend, she’s terribly lacking in understanding sometimes.
I have been with one or two that will get quiet. Though I was with one guy that would just scream. Or Grunt… Or… I dunno how to explain it but that it almost made me laugh in the middle of it… It was something I never had heard before.
So I guess it depends on the guy…
It seems that I’m the only one who shouts, “Pikachu! I CHOOOSE YOOOUUU!”
I really have a hard time understanding that… why would a guy fake it? Thought that most of them were all about it and for some reason they don’t?
:dubious:
I dunno… why would you fake? Why wouldn’t you just keep on going until you got there?
'Cause sometimes, no matter how long you pump the handle, the well is dry.
I assume that at that point, some men fake it for the same reason some women fake it: to make their partner think they orgasmed so their ego isn’t damaged and we don’t have to talk about it.
I literally laughed out loud for that. Bravo.
Answer: total bullshit.
Then if the “well is dry” so to speak… then why even do it?
I am probably being totally ignorant, but I just don’t understand the “why” part.
Because sometimes you don’t know you’re not going to orgasm until you’re well into it and nothing happens.
Ahhh.
See for me… it ruins the entire thing if he doesn’t. I dunno why… Makes me feel in some way that I did something wrong.
Okay. I am going to stop hi-jacking… Sorry OP.
Well, that was pretty easy.
Right! Exactly! Which is why some men (and women) will fake it - so you don’t feel like you did something wrong. It ruins it for most people if they know their partner didn’t orgasm.
(At least until they mature enough to get over their ego and believe it when s/he says, “No, I didn’t orgasm, but I enjoyed myself nonetheless.”)
Nice. :rolleyes:
I guess I am different… I normally fake it so he will just get off me…
So maybe that is where that thought comes from when it is the other way around.
This is why many guys might fake it.
Sometimes, perhaps the gentleman has Three Pump Chumped you, but keeps going for your pleasure and to see if maybe the Postman Rings Twice, or something like that.
Not that I would know anything about that; I pummel like a multi-directional jackhammer for hours on end and explode in a resounding fury every single time, yessiree.
Ouch. That doesn’t sound like a particularly healthy relationship, but I will admit you’re probably not alone in that. Like I “joked”, I’m sure some men fake it just so she’ll STFU so he can go to sleep.
This is kind of funny, but I have always heard it being the other way around when it comes to faking. That the girl will do it so that he would STFU.
Relationship? No, not really. Just one of benefit… :dubious:
G/f gets pissed off if it doesn’t happen and just storms off to do some housework without speaking to me for a while. Sometimes its better to feel stupid than feel shit 
Sometimes you’ll never get there. But while women failing to achieve orgasm should generally be expected (by any decently educated and/or worldly partner, at least), having a man fail to achieve orgasm can be humiliating for his partner. It’s better to fake than to just slip out and apologize.
I didn’t know it was possible for a man to fake, or even to have to fake in the first place, until I had awful, awful sex with this one girl. It got to the point where I knew I wasn’t going to get anywhere, so I just pulled out. She thought I had come and was actually wiping herself off! I was shocked that I had just unintentionally faked it. I then intentionally faked it several times throughout the course of our (awful) sexual relationship, which is a testament to just how desperate I was to get some ass back then.
Exactly. That’s why a guy would have to fake. Unless he has a history of performance issues, he doesn’t know it’s not going to happen until it, well, doesn’t happen.
You can roll your eyes all you want, but you asked a question and got the answer. I don’t get what the problem is.
Which seems like a good idea at the time, but just ends up in a big ol’ mess. Which apparently is because the human penis evolved to the shape it is today so that it could pull another man’s semen out of a woman’s vagina and throw its own genes in to replace it.