If it was someone I was dating, then like I said in the pervious post, I would probably feel like I did something wrong… while I wouldn’t storm off and be pissed… I would probably ask why. Why he didn’t. If it was something I could do to make it better, etc…
In my current situation, I might care depending on who it was…
Would you care if it was the other way around?
Um…cite?
…digging for thread debunking that “fact”…
It was a long time ago, but . . . well, I was once shushed by an amorous friend, at that specific moment. She laughed about it afterward. Said I was loud. I don’t think I was all that loud. My house mates supported her in this matter, which was . . . unexpected. They were all the way upstairs. It’s a big house. The door was closed. (I think they were listening.)
TrisOK, I think it’s THIS link from an old GQ thread. But since my work computer doesn’t like the content, I can’t read it.
Anyway, back on topic. I remember accidentally downloading a German pr0n vid (I thought it was something else) where the lead guy would yell random things in German upon orgasm. I found this hilarious and just started calling the guy “Howitzer”. Instead of trying to understand the German (which I don’t speak), I’d simply just overdub that with the battle cry of “HHOOOOWWWIIITZZZEEERRR!!!”
“Incoming!”
Bonus points for the double entendre! 
I do have a feeling that’s at least a bullet point on the “What not to do during sex with your girlfriend/wife” list.
And since I’m in this thread anyway…
I tend to be a quiet one, at least in part because my formative masturbatory years were spent sharing a bedroom with my younger brother. supervenusfreak had to put a fair bit of effort into breaking me of that habit.
Not that he minded the effort…
No. Actually, the woman’s vagina (according to Masters and Johnson) does something M&J called “tenting”. At or near the time of her orgasm, the deep end of her fur-trimmed purse pulls into a pouch to hold the semen. The effect lasts up to several hours after it starts.
So, while it may seem that the man’s glans is shaped to clean out another man’s semen, the woman’s tenting keeps all the semen to herself.
I’m not entirely sure g/f knows what an orgasm is, she claims she has one after every 5 minutes of humping we have together, but I’ve never believed her once.
I know I’ve had my most intense orgasm ever coupled with her, in return she says she has “mechanical” orgasms when she comes from penetrative sex 
I’ve sort of given up on figuring it all out, a bit of pumping keeps her happy, its takes care of a lot of problems.
I want to be the very best
The best there ever was
(And)
Gotta catch 'em all… STDs!
Assuming she has an orgasm, you mean. And if she had, presumably you wouldn’t still be pumping after you came.
I’ll look for it. I actually learned it from someone’s cite here on the Dope, though, I can tell you that.
Funny, I remember learning the opposite from here. I gave up on looking for it though, so if you find it, great. Actually, a lot of things I know, I just assume I learned here.
At first in a relationship, some bullshit needs to happen, but once you are comfortable with each other (comfortable, not familiar loathing) then you both understand that the lady isn’t going to have an incredible orgasm because you are that talented and your penis is THAT large.
The lady also understand that sometimes the pump didn’t get primed. (And sometimes guys can use that to argue for a little more fellatio next time…some guys 
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Our bodies are not simple machines which can perform on command. Some nights I would love to sleep, but cannot. Sex is no different, and the movies has given us this idea that sex has to be incredible always, or that one of us is flawed.
It’s not the act, it’s the feelings involved. I’ve been around the block a few times, and the best sex I have ever had was with a caring, feeling partner; not the one who can do the most exotic things…
Kids, remember this, and remember to eat all of your vegetables.
Both happen actually. The man’s penis and semen have traits which are useful in sperm competition (which lots of evidence suggests was a huge sex factor in our evolution). And women develop ways to hold onto the semen from multiple males. This “race” is found in any species that reproduces sexually.
Sorry, I should’ve said “any species which is not sexually monogamous” instead of any species.
Damn you !!
I was going to go for Thing One and Thing Two.
Why wouldn’t you believe her? She is your girlfriend, isn’t she?
I usually don’t come from vaginal intercourse, but sometimes I’ll get something like what your g/f says–contractions, but not necessarily wonderful-orgasmic feeling ones, like I get from my vibrator. They’re just sort of automatic. They feel okay…technically I suppose it is an orgasm (vaginal contractions) but there’s no good all over feeling like I get from stimulating my clitoris.
I just can’t quite believe she knows what she’s talking about 
In your previous post, you said:
This would only be useful if the previous man had made his deposit not long before the second man plugged in, and when the tenting was still in effect.
Going to your more recent post, I’ve found it’s often great fun to keep pumping after ejaculation. 
Then again, it’s never been my goal to pass on my genetic material. I’ve had a vasectomy, and my goals in lovemaking are her orgasm and my own.