Or if the woman hadn’t had an orgasm. And I don’t find it hard to believe that women entertained different suitors close together in primitive socieites.
I was all set with a “One fish, two fish” riff myself.
Horton hears a WOOOHOOOO!
Next time I’ll try for a “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!”
I knew how to make my ex missus moan during sex,leave out the foreplay,do that and she’d moan during and even AFTER sex.
I dont recommend it though unless you’re feeling particulary suicidal.
What, does she have a retractable vagina dentata?
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What, does she have a retractable vagina dentata?
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Erm …I’m not sure but she did read a book about hangliding once.
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G/f gets pissed off if it doesn’t happen and just storms off to do some housework without speaking to me for a while. Sometimes its better to feel stupid than feel shit 
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But…some housework gets done?
-Joe
( Replied to Shoshana but upon reflection it was just too filthy. 
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I just can’t quite believe she knows what she’s talking about
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Huh? I’m not sure if you’re being serious enough…but who would know better than her about her own body?
Well its not impossible to moan or make some kind of noise.
I like to go TA DARRRRR (the noise a magician makes)
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Huh? I’m not sure if you’re being serious enough…but who would know better than her about her own body?
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I’m not that great in the sack. If she can orgasm from what I do I’d expect her to go nuts driving over speed bumps.
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Well its not impossible to moan or make some kind of noise.
I like to go TA DARRRRR (the noise a magician makes)
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As long as you don’t scream “A LA PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES!” you should be fine…
So am I the only one that brings in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to give me a “Hallelujah!!!” right at the climax?
Wouldn’t “He Came Upon A Midnight Clear” be more appropriate?