Now, this thread gave me the idea to ask, How many of you male dopers have faked an orgasm before? Myself? Once.
::starts to raise hand, then realises this is probably some kind of trick, lowers hand::
Once- I was tired, and just wanted to get some sleep…
I have. She finished before me, I got tired of propping myself up, and Speed Racer was coming on. It was time to quit. And with a condom, you can get away with faking it as long as you use a little misdirection.
My time I was using one of the new extended pleasure condoms. Made me last longer though!
Yes, once.
If you don’t have a special effects crew in your bedroom, you can use the Jedi Mind Trick. Wave your hand and say “these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
How would you hide the evidence?
Well…just once, but I was alone so it’s okay.
A couple three times, yeah.
A couple times. About once every eight years.
Well, aren’t you pretty much hiding the evidence when you do have an orgasm? 
Can’t say that I’ve ever needed/wanted to. What can I say? I’m a passionate guy.
A couple of times… I just used misdirection with my hands while they stared at the contortions.
I think John’s question is valid. Where do you put that erection after you’ve faked it?
Because if I see you’re still hard, I’m climbin’ on.
J
Well, I’m still hard after I’ve had one. It’s just a tid bit sensitive for about 5 minutes, then I can go again.
Yes, three times. I would always get rid of the condom in the bathroom, so the walk there and back would be sufficient to get rid of that erection. Plus, the reason I was faking it was because I just wasn’t interested, so it wasn’t like I was raring to go.
I think the reason you fake it is cuz you’ve lost interest, aren’t aroused anymore or just plain fatigued, so the erection will probably fade fast if it hasn’t already. Me? Two or three times I think.
Is this a startling revelation for anyone?
After you’ve worn yourself out to the point of exhaustion/soreness, it’s not too easy to lose the erection.
But I loooooooove the way you think, jar 
lol!