Men, ever fake an orgasm?

In My Humble Opinion
1

I have.

2

Yes.

3

Is it more common than I think it is?

4

Yes, I have.

5

Yep, but not very often. And normally I call in a stunt double but sometimes he isnt around.

6

Aye.

7

AS a much younger chap, I was engaged in relations with a lady, when much to my surprise and unhappiness, things came to a rather abrupt climax on my part.

Rather than accept the shame, I got very focused on what I was doing. After about 15 more minutes of the ol’ in-n-out I faked an o, in order to put an end to the farce. The young lady appeared to have bought it, I think.

Very embarassing at the time though…

8

Yes. It’s much more difficult when you’re getting a blowjob.

9

Moved MPSIMS --> IMHO.

10

how can you fake an orgasm?

11

Yup. When my girlfriend and I first started having sex, I had extreme difficulty having an orgasm, so I began to fake them, since she didn’t want to stop until I had one. 45+ minutes of sex sounds fun, but it does get tiresome.

12

Yes.

13

Go “unnhhhhhhhh!” and wiggle a bit.

14

I’m hoping my boyfriend never fakes them. We don’t use condoms though, so I think I would notice if there wasn’t sticky stuff in my vag.

15

Yes.

16

No, never. No need, really.

17

I always wondered what those little packets of mayonnaise were for.

18

Huh. Never. Surprised how many have.

Joe

19

Why on earth would I do that?

Oh, wait, do you mean with a partner?

20

How is it possible? With a condom, I suppose, but otherwise?

And my answer is no. What’s the point? The only time I have trouble with said outcome is if I’ve had too much to drink. At which point I’ll announce “sorry, but I’ve had too much to drink.”