Yes I have.
And this, my friends, is the exact same reason I faked one too.
I’m usually against revealing such personal details, but essentially yes I’ve faked orgasm. I didn’t put on a production or anything, but basically it got to a point where I realized it wasn’t going to happen and I was just ready to be done with it so I stopped. I didn’t try to create a perception of orgasm, but I believe that it was assumed and I did nothing to correct the assumption.
Been there as well.
Don’t accidentally use the pickle relish ones…awwwccckkwaarrddd
Once, when I was much younger with a girl who was way into me but I didn’t have much interest in. I had just been dumped and allowed myself to be seduced but just couldn’t get there. Too bad really; she was seriously hot and I really liked her, but I was just not capable of getting in the right frame of mind with my grief.
Oh yeah, I did this once also when I was 19 or so. Embarrassing, yes, but not too much of a big deal as I was ready to go again like ten minutes later. Youth is wasted on the young!
“Sorry that took me so long. I jerked off a couple times today. I still orgasm, but not much ever comes out.”
I never have but I was accused of it once.
My girlfriend at the time and I had a great sex life and I never had any problems attaining orgasm, but one time she was miffed and asked if I had faked it.
I was like “Bwuh? Say what?” and she said, “Well, I don’t see/feel any semen.” To which I responded with something like, “So, what, we’re on Semen Patrol, now? I don’t know what to tell ya.”
Where did that pesky semen go? Who knows. I don’t think she ever believed me. It was strange.
I have, and I’ve been caught, by my wife. To this day I don’t know how she knew, but she was pissed. I haven’t tried it since then.
Yip - a couple of time 
or…ya know…the ketchup.
mmm
I have, a couple of times, when I was fresh out of a painful breakup. I just couldnt bring myself emotionally to a state where I could reach orgasm, and after an hour of trying, the sweet lady I was with at the time had reached one twice, and I was tired. So I faked it (condoms were worn of course) and she bought it. Strangely, an hour or so later, I felt myself stirring, and during “round two” was able to achieve lift off, so to speak. 
Nor the horseradish.
Yes, mostly in ‘sloppy seconds’ situations. Sometimes it just won’t happen the second time around in a long bedroom session.
My guess is it was stolen.
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/lifestyle/03/23/12/sperm-hunting-women-prowl-zimbabwe-highways
Not in quite awhile, but yup.
you’ve had 14 orgasms. you’ve been having sex for 8 hours. you’ve been doing 30 minute screwing or 69 sessions. sometimes you just hit a wall and want to wind down.
I’ve been tempted a few times and I’ve regretted not faking a few times. I probably will at some point in the future.
Originally Posted by Tristan
AS a much younger chap, I was engaged in relations with a lady, when much to my surprise and unhappiness, things came to a rather abrupt climax on my part.
Rather than accept the shame, I got very focused on what I was doing. After about 15 more minutes of the ol’ in-n-out I faked an o, in order to put an end to the farce. The young lady appeared to have bought it, I think.
Very embarassing at the time though…
Ditto. You have to end it sometime!