Goddammit, that’s funny! Well done, Sir! 
I will not link to it but there is a video where he uses them both.
Undoubtedly in the name of science.
Doing what exactly? Blind taste-tests…? :dubious:
In the reddit you can find his pics. Not all case look that “nice.” Do not wikipedia “Diphallia” while eating. I’m not sure WTF that is :pukeysmiley: Basically two micropenises not recognizable as such, and a large, bright red something protruding from his gut.
Sure, by King Missile. It’s a classic.
That reminds me … I’m going over to Zeldar’s “Slogans and Taglines” thread to post “Double your pleasure, double your fun.”
What would you even do with two penii?? Oh. nm.
nm
I read that as two dick rule.
So apparently he spontaneously turns straight people gay.
And me into a drooling moron. Like, damn. I thought I knew sexually intimidating; that guy’s fucking terrifying.
The plural is penises or penes, depending upon whether you like your words in English or Latin.
Not penipodes, though.
Well, Frank Lentini was known to have two functional penises and lived to a ripe old age… although that was not his only physical anomaly.
It’s possible the guy is on the level.
Looks at his nutsac…
“My God, it’s full of balls.”
Really a shame if his name is not Richard Richards.
I remember the video well, but only from its appearance in a “Beavis and Butthead” cartoon. I don’t remember seeing it anywhere else.
As soon as the singer said the title phrase, Butt-head was joyfully mesmerized, and intoned, “He said PENIS!!!”
And later, “He said it again!!!”
Two dicks is nothing on George Washington. He had, like, 30 dicks.
He may not always drink beer, but when he does…
…he sips it with the one he’s not using, like through a straw…
I have, in my vast porn archive, a video showing a guy with two p’s, joined at the root. Both were functional, at least for ejaculative sex; I didn’t see an example of urination, but it’s reasonable to assume that they worked that way, too. It didn’t look like the video was faked as far as I could tell.
And yes, he screwed two females at once. What else would you do with them?
Is it a simultaneous ejaculation?