Man, 25, claims he has two penises

[nearwildheaven]

Frank Lentini had two penises, but then again, he also had partial duplication of his lower body. He lived to be 85 years old and had four children.

Frank Lentini

He was in the news some years back because a rock band called itself “Kill Frank Lentini” and his grandchildren were, to say the least, not happy about this.

:smack:

[Leaffan]

@Gatopescado

Goddammit, that’s funny! Well done, Sir!

Made me laugh out loud at work!

[thelurkinghorror]

@CalMeacham

Not penipodes, though.

@Scribble

Two dicks is nothing on George Washington. He had, like, 30 dicks.

From there: George Washington has penipodes. If you took off his boots you’d see the dicks growing offf his feet.

It’s “I heard… that… **motherfucker **had like… 30 **goddamn **dicks” for effect!

[flight]

Side-to-side or over/under?

[thelurkinghorror]

@astorian

I remember the video well, but only from its appearance in a “Beavis and Butthead” cartoon. I don’t remember seeing it anywhere else.

As soon as the singer said the title phrase, Butt-head was joyfully mesmerized, and intoned, “He said PENIS!!!”

And later, “He said it again!!!”

It’s more Beavis. Here you go.

@flight

Side-to-side or over/under?

SxS. Now which choke does each have? Pattern ejaculate at 40 yards!

[Musicat]

@Happy_Lendervedder

Is it a simultaneous ejaculation?

IIRC, yes.

[Guinastasia]

I think there’s also a condition where a woman can have two vaginas. So introduce them to one another.
thelurkinghorror, your username is totally appropriate in this case. Where’s the barfing smiley when you need one?

[tapu]

So he “dresses” both sides…

[Orwell]

@flight

Side-to-side or over/under?

Now THAT made me chuckle. For some reason, I was imagining over/under as the logical choice. Most women complain about boys and men missing the toilet as it is. Can you imagine this guy’s mother or wife complaining about his bad aim?

[nearwildheaven]

@Guinastasia

I think there’s also a condition where a woman can have two vaginas. So introduce them to one another.
thelurkinghorror, your username is totally appropriate in this case. Where’s the barfing smiley when you need one?

Partial duplication of the uterus is actually not that uncommon. Duplication of the vagina is, and is usually associated with other birth defects as well.

Interesting mental picture, BTW. Imagine a dating website for people like this.

[Spiderman]

@Broomstick

Well, Frank Lentini was known to have two functional penises and lived to a ripe old age… although that was not his only physical anomaly.

It’s possible the guy is on the level.

@wikipedia

Francesco (Frank) A. Lentini (May 18, 1881 – September 22, 1966), who was born in Rosolini, Sicily into a family of twelve children (seven sisters and five brothers), was well known for having three legs.[1]

Lentini’s deformity was the result of a partially absorbed conjoined twin. The twin was attached to Frank Lentini’s body at the base of his spine and consisted of a pelvis bone, a rudimentary set of male genitalia and a full-sized leg extending from the right side of his body, with a small foot attached to this extra knee. It is recorded that Lentini had sixteen toes in total and two sets of functioning male sexual organs.

with 3 legs & 2 penises his pants must have fit like a glove.

[thelurkinghorror]

@Guinastasia

I think there’s also a condition where a woman can have two vaginas. So introduce them to one another.

NB: although colloquially vagina = female genitals, in this case it means the internal part that is not visible normally. You can find another AMA for a woman with this but IIRC even so it’s a lot more common*. Because it’s not visually obvious (even to the woman) it may be undiagnosed for much longer than obvious male genitals. I’m not sure that the vulva/external genitals are ever duplicated with any regularity.

*Or regular, if you’re a marsupial.

thelurkinghorror, your username is totally appropriate in this case. Where’s the barfing smiley when you need one?

Thanks…? You can find a paper on that poor guy, and I still don’t understand what that red thing is…

[Bumbershoot]

@nearwildheaven

Partial duplication of the uterus is actually not that uncommon. Duplication of the vagina is, and is usually associated with other birth defects as well.

Interesting mental picture, BTW. Imagine a dating website for people like this.

Two-part harmony dot com?

[DingoelGringo]

@nearwildheaven

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/01/07/this-guy-has-two-penises-one-book-and-some-rare-insights-on-internet-fame/

He claims that they are both fully functional in every way, and that he has no other birth defects, whether associated with this (mainly spina bifida) or not.

I am extremely skeptical and think he’s totally making it all up, especially the part where he’s said he has had more than 1,000 partners, both men and women. :dubious:

You’d think SOMEBODY would have said something before this, even if it was his pediatrician writing a paper about it.

The condition, called diphallus, occurs in about 1 live birth in 5 million, and like I said elsewhere in this post, babies with it rarely survive, let alone lead normal lives, because they have so many other things wrong with them.

What do y’all think about this?

When I was in college, late 1960’s I read about such, but his second was very small and under his “real” one. This guy claims side by side and both usable. How does that work? My first wife had a female cousin who had 4 nipples the bottom pair had no breasts behind them, they were just nipples.

[Guinastasia]

@thelurkinghorror

NB: although colloquially vagina = female genitals, in this case it means the internal part that is not visible normally. You can find another AMA for a woman with this but IIRC even so it’s a lot more common*. Because it’s not visually obvious (even to the woman) it may be undiagnosed for much longer than obvious male genitals. I’m not sure that the vulva/external genitals are ever duplicated with any regularity.

*Or regular, if you’re a marsupial.

Thanks…? You can find a paper on that poor guy, and I still don’t understand what that red thing is…

No, correct, it was two actual vaginas, not vulvas. It was awhile ago I ready about it, and it’s late, so I’ll look it up tomorrow.

[Inna_Minnit]

Two dicks? Meh. Give me a dude with a functioning tongue above his dick

@Senegoid

I saw an article on-line a day or two ago, that included several still photos. Looked real, but who really knows what you can photoshop these days. Yeah, one cut, one uncut. I don’t recall if the article explained why that. Both allegedly fully functional, but one of them apparently a little more so than the other.

**The guy apparently not only has two dicks, but he really knows how to use them. He claims (or is claimed by someone?) to be massively promiscuous, with male and female partners alike. **

Hang on, I’ll see if I can dredge up some NSFW links . . .

Just because people are curious and want to see if they are both functioning doesn’t mean he is any good.

[simster]

@Spiderman

with 3 legs & 2 penises his pants must have fit like a glove.

thumbs up

[nearwildheaven]

Anyone else notice how rapidly this story seems to have disappeared from the news wires?

[straight_doped]

not many people can say they can self dock while masturbating.

[Enola_Straight]

Could he have bifurcated a single penis?
Y’know…took subincision to the ultimate extreme?

:eek:

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