Makes you wonder how many times he’s done it and didn’t get caught.
If this happens a 9th time, we know the man could have a problem.
No, but I’d bet she was completely naked.
Look at his picture. Something about him just shouts out public indecency.
It was a pink raft. How cute.
This would have made for a very different ending in Captain Phillips.
What? You don’t see banker or lawyer in that face?
Banker or lawyer jizz, maybe . . .
Maybe someday he can branch out to oar-al sex…
paddles Neo-Calredic
Couldn’t nail a blimp, so he preys on defenseless pink rafts. Coward.
Was it the same raft each time?
Probably, I doubt a little prick could do much damage.
What a guy has to settle for when he cannot find the little man in the boat.
shakes fist :mad:
HAHAHAHA! I know! This dude looks like he’d spoon any atypical object. Keep him away from the Easter eggs and Festivus poles! 
Just one time? So I guess getting caught squashed that idea?
It may have been just one time, but it was a great pumpkin.