Once again a man was not ass raped by two men that over powered him and shoved a dildo up his ass while unconscious. I hope the man enjoys paying the costs, for involving the law enforcement and legal system in his botched attempt at using a dildo in his ass at work. I guess you shouldn’t call your boss and tell him you were tied up and assaulted at work. It seems you shouldn’t have told the emergency room personnel, that you woke up with a dildo shoved up your ass, after being assaulted at work. Having the cops investigate an assult and rape that didn’t happen is usually a bad idea. Enjoy paying restitution, and the jail time bone head.
Bwa-hah-hah!
GREAT headline on the news story!
Maybe it was a case of bro rape.
What I love about that link is the large, orange writing “Got a Craving??” right next to the story.
Hey, if New York cops can rape a suspect with a broomstick, why not two Samoans with a dildo? Nobody believed the suspect either.
I’m not saying it happened, just that it’s possible.
It’s not mine officer, I’m just holding on to it for a friend.
“possibly Samoan?” Hmm…
We were just outside of Barstow on the edge of the desert when the dildo slipped from my hold.
Forgive me. I don’t usually ask these kinds of questions. Having never used a dildo, I had no idea that they were prone to getting stuck. How does someone get one stuck?
I was wondering how this guy came up with Samoans. I’m sure the neighborhood was crawling with them.
Just guessing, mind you, but I imagine it was small enough to be pushed in and out of reach once the sphincter muscles closed up. It seems possible that someone with a rather intimate relationship with him might have been able to reach in and get it out without medical personnel. Butt (heh heh), who you gonna call? I don’t sppose the wife was an option as she had no role in getting it in there.
Can you cheat on your spouse with a dildo?
Now you have me wondering, and I don’t know if I want to pose the question in GQ. Do they need to warn people that sharing sex toys, may led to disease transmission, especial for AIDs.
Ha a sex toy manufacturer ever been sued for not printing that warning on the toy?
That’s usually covered in most basic safe sex courses, yes. It’s recommended to put a condom over a dildo that’s being shared during sex, so you don’t have to worry about washing it between uses.
Or by “they” did you mean the toy manufacturers?
I very much doubt it. How would you prove that the toy itself was the method of transmission, and not something else the couple did during the encounter?
Note to all anal stimulists: Always make sure you attach a long cord to your foreign object of choice to prevent it from getting stuck.
They refers to public service anouncements, county human services, and health care agencies.
I don’t see that being a problem for some people. I didn’t say they had to win or not get the case dismissed.
Blaming black people has become such a cliche.
On a related note.
Plan ahead, people. You should consider all possible unforeseen emergencies and have a cover story prepared before taking any sex toy out of the box.
>>>>anal stimulists
BAND NAME!!!
Hey, someone was going to say it.
I’ll go away now.